Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
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shoeofallcosmos 0
How could you be duped for two years?
wordgirl 0
That would mean that you have not met his family or spent enough time or holidays with him to know something was up. You would not know his friends well, you would not be going out in public much, and you would not be having him over to your family's for holidays or anything. YDI if you thought a regular booty-call was a relationship.
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Comments (117)
dragonmystik3030 0
maybe she has been away with them and met the family. how do we know the "other woman" isnt a recent fling?
jeanine_fml 0
It couldn't have been that serious. Like has been stated before me: Holidays, vacations, everything. Had you not met or even spoken to his family, or were they hiding it for him? I doubt it.
cuntsmacker 0
Bullshit.
ThatsAli3 0
ah. that sucks. maybe he liked her better than you... even if she was a fling. That's sad though = ( Be happy you don't have to waste your time on a scumbag anymore.
rawrtoopy 0
totally agree with #5
TurtleLG 0
He's terrible at covering it up too. who are you? biggest lie...
Roddsy 0
;/ awwws, im sorry! i hate cheaters
erry_j 0
That makes no sense. How is she stupid for not knowing she was being cheated on???? People who think that are obviously ignorant. Sorry about that, girl. I would've thrown his drink on him, or even his food, and told the girl that she's a retard if she stays with him and thinks he's not gonna pull this crap again.
wordgirl 0
Duh, #73, BECAUSE, if the fling was the other woman, he would have been apologizing to the OP not denying that he knew her!!!! DUHHHHHHHH.
haxxx041 0
that same exact thing happened to someone i know. 2 years into her relationship too. i'm sorry it happened to u. but my old friend? she deserved it cus she was dumb enough to convince the other girl to leave so she could have her "man" back. karma's a bitch i tell ya