Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Who are you?
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
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liketoknow 0
eeee www..... Small dick
snaebra 0
That is just sad
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Katzilla_dances 0
I see a pizza ad to the right, I think it is encouraging you ;)
fuck_YOUR_lives 0
find ya penis heaaa one dollaaa one dollaaaaa find yaa penis
ghadir 2
why is everyone on this site writing back rude comments? you know, the person who sent this in was obviously upset and is probably pretty sad who was probably looking at the comments for some positive feedback like you can do it or don't worry once you lose weight, you'll look so much better, but the majority of the comments are put down the fork, stop eating, you deserve it, that's gross etc. if i was the guy who sent this in, i'd be feeling prettyyyyy low right now. So, OP you can lose weight! :D Once you lose it, you'll look soooo much better and will be a better chick magnet than you were before ;) Good luck! :)
Backburner 0
@# 15 and 2 LOLS FTW!!!!! @ OP - dude less stake, more peas ;) then you might be able to see ur pea-nis
CaleighChi 0
that suck.. try exersize or you will have a heartattak and die at a young age..thats why its bad to be fat..not because it looks bad BECASUE ITS UNHEALTHY... do you really want to see your grand kids?
AshleyBThaMilf 0
Some girls dig bigger guys!
CaleighChi 0
oh **** you #111, were all saying it as it is..he is fat... and fat just shouts "IM UNHEALTHY" oh and half the people on this page are fat, and it just makes them fell better to see someone else lonely and living offa website.
CaleighChi 0
oh **** you #11 were saying it as it is..he is fat and fat just screams "IM UNHEALTHY...I WONT BE ABLE TO PROVID HEALTHY CHILDREN FOR YOU." you cant denie it but really, half the people commenting on this site are fat and it just make them fell better to also see a fat person living out of this website
sparrowsong 0
This is so sad, you just noticed that now
leushqua 2
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww