Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying, "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up." I certainly wasn't aware. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
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Top comments
crashtest1205 0
FYL for having an insecure girlfriend. If you can't get her to listen and reason with you that's a bad sign. Could get worse farther down the road, maybe it's just best to say goodbye.
GlaoigharAirm 0
YDI for having a phone that uses credit. YDI for having a girlfriend. YDI for deserving it.
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Comments (112)
amysousa 6
that sucks...FYL
JustStopSucking 0
the phones in jail always run out of credits early, right? just tell her during the next visiting hour, bro.
Hayman68 4
OP - You can't use said and runs in the same sentance like that.
duhh10 0
I think he just did..
dudeitsdanny 10
Who cares if he switched tenses? Did it make any difference? Not really, we understood it. At least have something productive to say when you try to act smart. And spell SENTENCE correctly before correcting people- A third grader could do it. OP- Let her go. She's insane. She'll only get crazier from here, trust me. Also, tell her that you're cooler than Han Solo: You just ignore people when they say they love you. Or tell her your other girlfriend wanted to ride you till your back snapped in half, the wording alone will get an amazing reaction.
marmlr339 14
FYL. But go on a plan :-)
kiltsaresexy 4
Tell her you were so overwhelmed with emotion that you had to hang up and cry with joy because she said the most beautiful words in existence. She will eat it up... or slap you. It's a 50/50 chance.
Oscar_Wilde 0
Honestly, "runs" makes more sense from a logical stand point, otherwise he wouldn't have heard "I love you". Anyway, the girl sounds a little crazy; you could show her the phone, but is it worth it to keep someone so uhhh... insecure?
natvv 0
. . . then just tell her . . ?
Selena_is_back 7
hahaha
bigmoney12 3
hey how you doin
Selena_is_back 7
Let's not do a conversation here.
sweetehpie 0
cmon talk with him don't be a bitch
movie141 0
cute
Sirin_fml 47
This isn't a dating site. If Selena is truly that desperate, then she can contact you via private messaging, otherwise leave her alone.
Selena_is_back 7
Sirin, I meant that I didn't want to talk to him.
The_9th_Doctor 18
I agree with the staff and aim
Ultimate_Batman 28
Wow. Just seeing the staff's comment let's me know what happened
Air_Force001 0
damn that sucks
crashtest1205 0
FYL for having an insecure girlfriend. If you can't get her to listen and reason with you that's a bad sign. Could get worse farther down the road, maybe it's just best to say goodbye.
Cazzybum 11
Agreed, FYL for running out of credit but mainly for having an uptight untrusting gf! Bitch needs to trust and believe you or it's not much of a relationship!
katgurl 13
I bet the OP wished he had enough time to tell his girlfriend to make him a sammich..
manthatsucksdont 0
Ouch. Hopefully she believes you soon.
GlaoigharAirm 0
YDI for having a phone that uses credit. YDI for having a girlfriend. YDI for deserving it.
Antoineito 0
lol owned :D
sloppy3301 3
agreed ^
mobetta126 0
LOL!
viola4321 0
Stfu
gress269 4
You, sir, are fantastic.
azzaj 0
She sounds like a treat. You're a lucky man.
breenntt 0
:o
chall16thvet 0
YDI for being a cheap ass get a real phone you idiot
SHANNON_fml 0
He does have a real phone, otherwise he wouldn't of been able to call her..
beautikill 4
hahahahahahaaaaaaaa! ... hahahaha.!!
tmarie21 0
agreed!
tmarie21 0
a real phone, with a plan, not some pos that uses credits! what is he 10?
DGAFprincess 0
seriously... even when I was a kid and my mom paid my bill I still didn't have a prepaid phone lmao
angeljewlz 7
Actually, in some other countries they don't have phone plans like over her in the US. They have prepaid cell phones and have to "top up" when they are low on credit. Maybe try not being ignorant next time guys.
beautikill 4
I agree with 87!
Thanateros 1
Typical female reaction. Always making a mountain out of a mole hill. Just tell her once that your credit ran out, and if she refuses to believe you, which she does, then ****'er. Let her think there's another reason. I ******* hate chicks like that.
boatkicker 5
I think the problem is that he can't **** her.
CiaranPM 0
Agreed, #15
Blade89 0
I find it funny you're making a sex joke, and you're comment number 69. xD
boatkicker 5
I didn't even notice that. haha :D