Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Who are you?
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
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liketoknow 0
eeee www..... Small dick
snaebra 0
That is just sad
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Comments (385)
killuhb 0
If you work out then you can loose it and be a happy man again. Stay positive though atleast you are alive. Be happy and try new things like biking and weightlifting and then you can loose that weight drop the towel look down and be like hello penis! :)
punkazzneon 0
Not something I'd advertise lols
shmaller 0
Who lets this shit through? You know what to do, so stop ******* bitching about your life and do something about it, you pathetic slob!
blabbermouth26 0
Lose weight man, it is not as hard as it seems, I should know, I was fat too :)
HeyThereGorgeous 0
Jesus!!! Well lose some weightor don't waste your time looking at it.
4ube_fml 6
eat less, go for a walk, get off the computer..
Karraxo 0
honestly, this just makes me feel bad. and feel bad for you. please, grow ur dick and workout :(
catatonicsleep 17
94 are you sure? I didn't think your weight effected it's size, I thought that was hormones, genetics etc...
breaksprinter_ 0
That's disgusting, I did not need that mental image and this is your own fault; if you weren't fat you wouldn't have this "problem." So put down the fork and work out! Damn. The thought of fat people masturbating horrifies me. yuk!
armyofthesun 0
lolz were you all like "i see you".. family guy ftw