Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
It creeps up on you
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Autobodyshaming
Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Who are you?
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
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liketoknow 0
eeee www..... Small dick
snaebra 0
That is just sad
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Comments (385)
drf610 0
#33= win
BigSky 5
Can you get out of bed?
jorygirly 0
heres a thought, instead of sitting on your ass, go to weight watchers meetings and hit the gym. quit having get togethers with you and a big mac and take care of yourself.
Sambo110 0
You deserved this. Fat people that complain about being fat annoy me.
wowfmlife 0
The way I see it, you have 2 options. 1. Lose weight 2. Take tons of viagra Or both
kc2_fml 0
LOL @81.... and if you have a boner for more than four hours... Don't call a docter...
crashazz3 0
Than it must be pretty small!
pinkpooh123 0
Fat ass
mylittlecrow 0
At least it was still there:) But YDI for making me sick
chapmmel 0
You just noticed? How could you not notice before? lol Stupid Person. YDI!!!!