Today, I went on a date with a guy who insisted on eating off my plate the whole night. He didn't order his own food, because according to him, "it’s more intimate to share." He didn’t get why I found the whole deal off-putting. FML
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Iamthebanzai22 21
Clearly he's not big on: a: Boundaries, b: listening to and respecting your opinion and c: Actually getting to know someone before trying to get intimate. I am glad that you recognized the problem on the first date.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Someone doesn't share food. And that person is you. So speak up.
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Iamthebanzai22 21
Clearly he's not big on: a: Boundaries, b: listening to and respecting your opinion and c: Actually getting to know someone before trying to get intimate. I am glad that you recognized the problem on the first date.
Yudith 28
Looks like his ex constantly ate from his plate even though she insisted she's not hungry, and he wanted to take revenge.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Someone doesn't share food. And that person is you. So speak up.