Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the only girl who likes me is a girl who is overweight and uses body acceptance as a reason to get mad at me for turning her down. Call me shallow but as someone who works out frequently, I don't want someone who douses herself with tattoos, thinking guys will fetishize her, instead of self-care. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
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Sam_Dchi 23
what a ******* douche
lsmith6150 18
That's when you wish you had a tat saying "no douche bags allowed"
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Comments (365)
zandalee 20
Good God. He has got this reminder of what a ******* wanker he is for the rest of his life. Imagine how proud his grand kids will be in forty odd years reading this on grand dad. Not.
marcranger 29
That's assuming any woman who meets his standards would agree to have kids with him in the first place, which I highly doubt will be the case. This guy will have no one but his tat for company in his old age.
colombiatti 14
Tattoos can be covered up and or removed..
Cupcake040 17
Ya but no matter how much it is removed or covered he will still be a dick
gracehi 33
Hey, you can lose weight any time, but he's such with that dumb ass tattoo. Unless he wants to spend a fortune and endure ridiculous pain getting it covered up or removed, but you get my point. He's also stuck with the brain that thought that tattoo would be a good idea.
FYlife604 18
Actually there isn't it much more pain involved on a cover up as long as the colour and design are properly decided. And laser skin treatments are not that painful expensive yes
UnicornWine 22
And we now know why he's single.
underthesea12 24
how do we know he is single?
Cloverz 6
What an a**hole..
SimplyEcks 15
Thats one of the stupidest tattoos I've ever heard of anyone having. Forget that idiotic loser OP. If you feel you'll have more self esteem if you lose a few pounds then go for it but I personally prefer chicks with a few pounds on them because making love with them I won't have to worry about the fragility of a small woman if our love making gets a little rough. =]
psychomomma19 12
What a jerk. Missed out on the more cushion for the pushiin ((;
refticon 31
Sorry OP, his course of actions are not compatible with your desire for genuine love and yes I like (a bit of) overweight girls, but let's not hate the guy, he knows the type he likes and is willing to get a permanent tattoo for that. Apparently 1/3 of US citizens have a tattoo.
Hesher 19
Unfortunately, he will scare away the type he likes with the tattoo as well for being such a shallow douchebag. If he likes skinny girls, that's fine, he doesn't need to humiliate others for it.
brand125 17
then did you eat him?
bombielol 20
screw him!
xebi 4
Wow, way to make himself go from "very cute" to "hideously unattractive" with one flick of a sleeve. At least now you know you dodged a bullet, OP. I suspect you can also take some comfort in being a better person than he is.