Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the only girl who likes me is a girl who is overweight and uses body acceptance as a reason to get mad at me for turning her down. Call me shallow but as someone who works out frequently, I don't want someone who douses herself with tattoos, thinking guys will fetishize her, instead of self-care. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
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Sam_Dchi 23
what a ******* douche
lsmith6150 18
That's when you wish you had a tat saying "no douche bags allowed"
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mottomotto 9
Real men like meat, dogs like bones. Don't feel bad, he was probably lacking down there anyways.
name_loading 19
Also, decent men and women don't refer to others as, "dogs" or "bones". Why do people think that to appreciate heavier people you have to hate thinner people?
limabeans101029 21
182- ridiculous phrase. "Real men" like whatever the hell they want. Shaming someone for being thin is just as bad as shaming someone for being big.
m1na 4
Looks like you dodged a bullet!
jackycat 17
That is hands down the most awful way to treat a person. The guy should have been flattered anyone found him attractive with that personality, and scumbag taste in tattoos.
Ray_of_midnight 23
At least you saw that he was an asshole before you wasted any time or money, or much effort, on him. You'll find someone who appreciates you for who you are.
leeleeamber 18
this just severely pissed me off, that's bullshit.
chinita1214 8
What a dick
lvg_fml 10
You wouldn't want someone like that anyway.
liquidpwnage 15
He's just an asshole.
name_loading 19
I've seen a few cars with that as a bumper sticker. It's obnoxious but at least they are letting you know immediately that they are indeed a douche.
dabomb0513 10
MEAT! NOMNOMNOM