Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the only girl who likes me is a girl who is overweight and uses body acceptance as a reason to get mad at me for turning her down. Call me shallow but as someone who works out frequently, I don't want someone who douses herself with tattoos, thinking guys will fetishize her, instead of self-care. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
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Sam_Dchi 23
what a ******* douche
lsmith6150 18
That's when you wish you had a tat saying "no douche bags allowed"
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menfearme 10
Thank goodness he was somewhat cute. That way he's only 99.9% waste of space. Oh wait, he loses .01% for the shitty tat. What a pompous asshat.
DarkStorm2Bad 14
I'm not going to click "I agree, your life sucks", because if there's one less shite-burger like him in it, it can't be all that bad ;-)
ZoroMiHawk 25
Another classic of a girl trying to flirt with that super hot douche boy huh? I bet there are guys, maybe even one, who really likes OP but he was placed in the friendzone or ignored because he was not hot enough for OP..
DotDootyDot 17
Are you ******* kidding me? Are you seriously transforming this situation into "boohoo, nice guys get stuck in the friendzone" and trying to make the OP (and women in general) seem like a villain for no good reason? You must be really bitter about women if you need to bring this kind of bullshit up in a FML like this.
Queenie2014 11
WTF does this have to do with the friend zone? It really gets me how ******* entitled some guys are. I bet YOU'VE turned down girls you weren't into simply because you weren't into them. So by your logic you're an asshole for friend zoning those 'nice girls'
fantasyworld 39
He's an asshole.
Etweens96 25
Guy like that isn't worth your time
ladybugz23 13
asshole you will find right man
diaspora_fml 26
man you will find right asshole
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
Yew, no. Anybody good enough for you won't care that you're a little overweight. Honestly, it's no reason to shoot you down like that. Also, that guy is an ass. Even if you were as thin as a number 2 pencil, you wouldn't want to be going around with someone like that, would you?
CMCommando 5
Regrettably, cuteness has a tendancy to be inversely proportional to decency.
CFB_FRS 27
You should've proceeded to roll up your sleeves and punch him.
cryptid_queen 11
Pshhh you deserve someone much better anyway, OP!