Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, I noticed my crush of almost 3 years was talking to me a lot more at school. He seemed genuinely comfortable around me, even playing with my rings during class. I thought maybe I had a chance. Nope. A mutual friend just told me he likes another girl. A girl who coincidentally looks just like me but skinnier. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML
Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived, I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML
Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
That's the danger of Photoshopping your MySpace picture too much and celebrating your fraud by stuffing your face with chili cheese fries.
ISellHerbs 0
Maybe you should take that as a hint.
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Comments (123)
ISellHerbs 0
Maybe you should take that as a hint.
The_Pleb 0
Make the guy a sammich!!! YDI
youreanidiot 0
I think she's one girl who can be staying away from sammiches...
The_Pleb 0
Salad sammich? Lol
Ohnothingreally 0
The_Pleb- Irrelevant?
pwnrzero 0
waz a sammich. someone send me a reply and tell me wth it means...
Shereen15 0
Its a funny way of saying sandwich lmao
12596 0
prob ur fat evil twin or ur just fat
nateb1tch 1
People still use myspace?
socer_kid 0
lol woww that sucks but he at least he dont think its you :P lose some weight then bam go talk to him some more :D
too_much_fun 0
Why would anyone write to someone just to tell them they saw someone fat?? psh.
FarSide 23
You are being much, much too hard on yourself. After all, how do you know he was not talking about some OTHER fat-ass, jelly-doughnut, bulbous, lard-oozing, carbuncle-encrusted-legs, pizza-faced, waddling, unbathed, snot-dripping, ***** ho?
iChel413 6
great plan :p he will never know about the fat days.
RustedMetal 0
thats hot ;D
_Naboo_ 0
Aha, oh that sucks. Sorry, but tell him it was you.
100lol 0
Possibilities.
perdix 31
That's the danger of Photoshopping your MySpace picture too much and celebrating your fraud by stuffing your face with chili cheese fries.
Dydy_fml 0
WOWW HAHA loves your msg !!!
idkweird 0
Don't take angled pictures! Present yourself truthfully! He wouldn't think you were thin unless you only posted pictures that made you look it.
Superawesomestev 0
the fact that he even sent a msg like that shows how shallow he is. douche pump.
Whydoyouask 11
how is he a douche? Because he stated something relevant to the person he was talking to? I would have probably said the same thing to my friend and lol'd. I hate it how some people are so quick to make judgments like that. It would have been a lot worse if he was like "I saw someone that looked a lot like you...except much skinnier." That would have been messed up.
Tubasaurus 0
How is this shallow? He was making an observation of who he thought was a random stranger that looked like the girl he was talking to.
alexandraa_fml 0
" You looked better on myspace" applies to this. Odds are, if a girl has a photo album and its all of her face?..shes a chunky monkey. I like how some people try to get away with using old pictures too, like their extra 50 pounds isnt going to be evident in real life. psh.
idkweird 0
I met a girl once that all the boys were fawning over online....I got there, and I swear she had EATEN the girl in all her photos!
alexandraa_fml 0
hhahahah sick!
idkweird 0
I never learned how to do them, lol. I was one of the ones that learned if you post the ugliest pictures of yourself, people say, "omg, you look so much better than your pics!" lmfao
netfreak 0
haha @17
FarSide 23
OMG, you are a brilliant thinker #28! Will you marry me?
Witchcraft_fml 5
I knew a girl who used old pictures of herself whenever she sent anyone a photo of herself. She was at one time thin, but then she ballooned after graduation and still used pictures of herself from 3+ years ago. And she was a BITCH. Grrr.
thatguy32692 4
The funny part is ur pic is just ur face..... Hmmm
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for probably taking angle shots with a wide angle lens and trying to deceive MySpace. You can't trick MySpace. MySpace knows. MySpace sees.
perdix 31
She tricked MySpace real good. It's reality that bit her in the big, fat, steatopygean ass!
FarSide 23
Steatopygia directly implies a racist comment. I am sure that was not your intent. However, no woman is immune from a big fat, child-bearing, case of cellulite.
allmidnighteyes 11
I just prefer to call it a badonkadonk.
ghettoswag313 6
myspace also sucks