Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the only girl who likes me is a girl who is overweight and uses body acceptance as a reason to get mad at me for turning her down. Call me shallow but as someone who works out frequently, I don't want someone who douses herself with tattoos, thinking guys will fetishize her, instead of self-care. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
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Sam_Dchi 23
what a ******* douche
lsmith6150 18
That's when you wish you had a tat saying "no douche bags allowed"
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themetalstickman 19
************....
Dave_Davington 34
What a charmer.
schadenfreud 6
100% of females would act no differently if a larger unattractive guy approached them.
liffagain 16
what a pathetic tattoo. you don't need this idiot in your life
ZomBgal 12
you might be. overweight, but at least you don't have a tattoo that's stupid like his.
jo0owe 9
go for.nice guy instead of.cute guys....girls will never learn....
SunTzu2 9
What's the world coming to
Kamon97 23
Hintity hint hint
princessofthedrk 13
Hitting the gym might not entirely give someone confidence. Also, what if she already does work out but stays the same size? I have a friend who can't seem to drop the weight no matter what. And who cares as long as she's healthy. I'm a plus sized woman too. "Hitting the gym" doesn't give me confidence. But I told people to **** off a long time ago. That guy is an asshole to actually have a tattoo saying that. I'm funny, I flirt, and if they're gonna be an asshat then I give it right back. I would have responded with "oh really? Well that's a good thing then because even tho I don't have it tattooed, no douchebags." Sweetie it's gonna be ok. ^.^ you change for you and because you want to. I can tell you're not entirely happy with yourself but you do what ya gotta do darlin!
colombiatti 14
Your friend is most likely not dropping weight because she's either not hitting the gym intense enough or she's not in a caloric deficit in order to drop weight..or a combination of both. Not trying to sound like an asshole, but it's not impossible to lose weight.
amisenho 11
I agree, #180; from experience, diet and exercise certainly go hand-in-hand. When I was in college, I took a boot-camp equivalent of a step aerobics class for four hours a week. I was hauling ass to and from class, since I only had 15 minutes to get to the other lecture hall. It left me with barely any time to eat in between classes. As a result, I lost 40 pounds over the course of three months. Now that I have a regular job, I don't spend time running around campus as I once did. Even though I've been going to the gym and taking high-impact step aerobics classes and jogging five hours a week for the past 18 months, I can't seem to lose the weight; however, friends and family have noted that I have toned up, so I suppose it's a good consolation.
blcusername 27
Don't worry about him OP, he's a jerk. Hopefully with that tattoo he won't get many girls at all.