Today, in a holiday cottage, I was a little horny so I decided to watch some porn. An hour later, the owner barged in, screaming that I was not to use her internet for such things, that I’m a "loose slut" and that I'm "going to hell". The bitch must somehow have been illegally spying on my internet usage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
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Crowned Sataness 12
she may have cameras in there. have a look around. they can be hidden in light bulbs, charging blocks, alarm clocks, behind pictures. there's video on YT on how to find them.
Brightside86 31
I'm trying to imagine a situation where this could happen. Is this an AirbnB ran by very strict Christians? Are you a child at Christian summer camp?
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Crowned Sataness 12
she may have cameras in there. have a look around. they can be hidden in light bulbs, charging blocks, alarm clocks, behind pictures. there's video on YT on how to find them.
markscottuk 4
It's THEIR Internet connection, they can do and monitor whatever they like....
Brightside86 31
I'm trying to imagine a situation where this could happen. Is this an AirbnB ran by very strict Christians? Are you a child at Christian summer camp?
mccuish 25
Check for cameras immediately
Rake 18
Always use VPN when surfing from someone else's internet. Next time it might be your bank account that gets sniffed.