Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the only girl who likes me is a girl who is overweight and uses body acceptance as a reason to get mad at me for turning her down. Call me shallow but as someone who works out frequently, I don't want someone who douses herself with tattoos, thinking guys will fetishize her, instead of self-care. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
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Sam_Dchi 23
what a ******* douche
lsmith6150 18
That's when you wish you had a tat saying "no douche bags allowed"
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Comments (365)
cookie1207 19
Dont pay attention to idiots and dont mix looks with love. Im pretty sure you are beautiful inside as well as outside! Flirt when u feel like it! Enjoy that part. You may stumble upon ugly frogs but one eventually turns into a charming prince!
magicstar49er 5
U shudve laffd it off n said oh u thought i was flirtn with u? Im not into brain dead guys....hes a jerk btw
Sagan928 7
I'm sorry this happened to you, but I wish all douches had a tattoo so we women could easily identify them. Don't let him get to you. Keep flirting!! Just not with him...
ola__9213 16
I dont know why you'd bother. You can do way better than him anyway, the douche. Don't let such incidents lower your self-esteem. It's not worth it.
vikky538 29
there are plenty of fat heads in this world OP..he is a douche bag...
Taylor22294 24
Wise words from Bob Marley Don't Worry, Be happy. There are so many shallow people in the world, you can't let their ignorance get to you. You'll find someone who loves you for you.
Ziggy122 15
That song is actually Bobby McFerrin, but yes, I agree. :)
Taylor22294 24
Ehh I was lazy don't worry about a thing. Every little thing will be alright :).
RayneSmytson 24
There's heaps of guys out there who go for bigger girls, I promise. They can be harder to find but there are lots. Any guy who tells you to get skinny, you tell to stick it up their arse. They don't deserve you if they're shallow pricks!
Nicorobin22 5
Don't go for douche bags!
iAshelle 11
You will find someone who will love you for who you are OP! You are gorgeous in your own way :)
Ziggy122 15
Okay, this guy wins the Mr. Douchebag pageant. I seriously don't understand guys who just can't stand a little extra meat on a girl, but love huge boobs, which are essentially sacs of fat. What, you can't deal with fat anywhere but the chest?