Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML
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Top comments
Benmantha 31
I'm wondering how many times you must have lifted your arms, for him to realize it.
cutycat136 28
Don't feel bad, sometimes you're overtired in the morning and don't really pay attention to what you're doing, hop out, and not even realize you hadn't done everything you wanted to. Just check from now on and hope it doesn't happen again.
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Comments (83)
elvispaada 11
ouch!!
cmonger 27
Are you hurt? Should I call an ambulance?
elvispaada 11
I feel bad for her
incoherentrmblr 22
Left or Right armpit?...
Benmantha 31
I'm wondering how many times you must have lifted your arms, for him to realize it.
Mauskau 36
I'm more concerned as to how long OP left it before shaving, as only a few days growth isn't that bad. Plus, there could always be a medical reason behind only doing one armpit at a time. So, it's not too bad :)
ChampagneMamii 8
Who said she had to lift her arms? Maybe it was hairy enough to see without her even moving her arm lol.
doctorhook86 25
#2: Y'all don't think OP is just imagining that's why the guy was laughing? It's pretty unlikely he was laughing about her to her face. As a heterosexual dude, I can honestly say I almost never notice girls' armpits (unless they keep raising their arms, which would be strange). I'm thinking OP is just projecting her embarrassment onto the guy's behaviour.
JuliaaNoelle 26
I'm wondering why OP decided to only shave one armpit
appletreee 30
@31- im guessing she didn't do it on purpose and honestly forgot.
LittleBells 17
Maybe she was in a rush or someone was calling her and later forgot. Its happened to me once.
JuliaaNoelle 26
I guess my sarcasm wasn't detected. Oh well
ironmany_fml 23
you forgot to use the *sarcasam* hint for the retards...
teazyfisher 15
that is where I say half is better than nothing.
ProfessorMctitie 20
Least they didnt get grossed out,
Welshite 40
Why would he be grossed out? It's hair.
DarkPandaXD 15
I love how these two comments have rather differing views yet they both got down voted. Ah, the beauty of this community. :)
doctorhook86 25
#19: It's kind of a "vote first, read the comment after" thing around here.
cutycat136 28
Don't feel bad, sometimes you're overtired in the morning and don't really pay attention to what you're doing, hop out, and not even realize you hadn't done everything you wanted to. Just check from now on and hope it doesn't happen again.
OhWhoCares 42
OP, how did you manage to shave one but not the other? I have to pay attention when shaving or else I cut or nick myself, I've always just assumed paying attention to what you're doing while you shave is basic common sense?... :/
sneakattacked 21
I've put deodorant only under one arm before. You do the same things enough times that they become a habit and you don't think while doing them
poohobsessedgirl 7
I'm sorry, That must have been humiliating.
gracehi 33
What? You stole my one shaved pit look, bitch! I'm the trendsetter, not you!
gintwinsmoore 20
Tried too hard...now stop.
gracehi 33
**** you! I'm awesome! :P
turtlemeister__ 10
#60 you should stop
AndrewMoreira14 19
You're still beautiful
colvindj 22
dude don't be a creep.
skyrim_fanatic 17
dude wtf
KawaiiPinkie 11
You're the only one who actually understand. Thank you for not being a creep like everybody else here who thinks women need to shave to look attractive ^^
myanichole 22
Maybe you should have a friend do a pit check like on Hannah Montana.