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Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML
Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
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Mynxie 26
I would have said "For someone who has a brain, you don't think much." and left.
cdaspirit 15
At which point you threw your drink on him and left, right?
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Mynxie 26
I would have said "For someone who has a brain, you don't think much." and left.
cdaspirit 15
At which point you threw your drink on him and left, right?
TeachAllTheMath 19
Are you supposed to be sweating while sitting and eating dinner?
Lobby_Bee 18
Just because he is an idiot, doesn't mean you need to be mean to him. Thank him for that compliment, finish your meal, excuse yourself to the bathroom and exit via the rear of the building never to see him again.
almost_there44 26
Trying to find where OP was mean to him. And she shouldn't go through all this extra work to leave this dumbass. She could excuse herself from the table and exit through the front door. Simple.
Lobby_Bee 18
Being mean refers to others that have commented.
PhantomCrevan 8
So calling someone out on being mean and rude is somehow being mean now. That's a new kind of ridiculous, but expecting someone to thank someone else for insulting them is just plain insane. Apparently, we should just let people continue behaviors that are hurtful in order to avoid the risks of hurting their feelings.
interesting33 37
This is a technique called negging (negative compliments). It is used when people, stereotypically males, want to sleep with females but feel the girl is out of their league and they don't have much of chance. The idea is to insult them but dress it up as a compliment and hopefully the victim of negging will have their self esteem lowered enough to think 'I'm not good enough for him but he likes me anyway' and therefore sleep with him. He may well not even think you are fat, but it is well known it is a topic girls are often touchy and sensitive about. A lot of girls think they are fat when they are not and a lot of girls prioritise being fat as their biggest flaw when being kind and happy is far more important. So it is an easy target as many girls he says that too will believe him. Other examples of negging include 'I don't normally go out with girls your size but you make it work'. Basically my analysis of the situation would be that he fancies you, thinks you won't go for him unless your self esteem is lowered so he uses a standard negging insult. And he is acting like a massive jerk by employing this technique and is very insecure. He thinks you are intimidating and out of his league.
interesting33 37
In fact, the line he used 'you don't sweat much for a fat chick' is a pretty standard neg I think. It is a pickup line listed in the 100 worst pickup lines of all time. He is an idiot, lease try not to take it to heart and please don't see him again.
neuronerd 29
Either that, or he's a fat fetishist, and was hoping OP would fit his stereotype of a "fat" person. The lack of sweat could be a disappointment to the tactless creep.
Dave_Davington 34
That's the moment when you say "Oh yeah?", dive over the table, pin him down and rub your armpits all over his face.
karielynn22 5
I hope that's when the date ended
Vanessa Ramirez 6
Well i would have taken my food to go and left . What a dick
MidnaLink 35
Also, stick the dick with the bill for being such a prick.
Inkoseh 33
I don't think penises can read though.
Clive Wakeham 7
that was part of "Who's line is it anyway?"
manb91uk 22
I hope you replied with “Wow! You don’t stink so much for an asshole!”