Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the only girl who likes me is a girl who is overweight and uses body acceptance as a reason to get mad at me for turning her down. Call me shallow but as someone who works out frequently, I don't want someone who douses herself with tattoos, thinking guys will fetishize her, instead of self-care. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
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Sam_Dchi 23
what a ******* douche
lsmith6150 18
That's when you wish you had a tat saying "no douche bags allowed"
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Comments (365)
bcofelia 22
Don't feel bad. This guy wasn't worth it, you'll find someone just right for you. Don't worry OP.
cassbird09 12
******* arsehole.
rosso700 14
beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. dont let that jerk make you feel bad about yourself..
scooterdude720 19
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
Hesher 19
Yes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, as in everyone has a different view of beauty. Which means that beauty comes in all different sizes, since there is someone out there who finds every size attractive. I don't see how your comment was meant to refute anything.
shannn_3 7
What a jerk
deejoy 22
Any guy who's dumb enough to get that tattooed on his body isn't worth you or anyone's time.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Trust me -- you probably DON'T want a guy who'd get one of those.
lina21 12
Wow. He's a real class act. Maybe he should've tattooed himself with "no chicks with any self respect"
TisAPenguin 16
Accidentally gave you a thumbs up. Are you implying that "no chicks with any self respect" is the equivalent to "no fat chicks"? I'd love to hear the logic on this one.
hisrose01 6
You miss understand she is saying only a "chick" with no self respect would be with him
TisAPenguin 16
No kidding? I'm sure that was the intended message. It didn't come off that way.
Hesher 19
Judging by the up votes, it does come off that way. You just misunderstood. Accept that.
rocker_chick23 27
Wow, what a ******* dick.
cocacola999 27
Tattoo like that is a good way of making sure you never get ANY chicks in any sizes. I seriously doubt any petite girl would react: "Wow, he is so edgy and witty. I'll definitely date him, although he'll dump and/or humiliate me as soon as I gain some weight or get pregnant." And, OP, good luck and I hope you'll find a guy who's less of a dick.
silverstream20 20
OP there is nothing wrong with you. Some men, myself included, prefer a woman with a bit of meat on them.So believe me you are still beautiful and the right man will come.