Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the gym. This really fat and gross guy got on the machine next to men and I figured he'd hit on me but he didn't even look at me the whole class. Now my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML
Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML
Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML
Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML
Today, I saw a man at the gym glancing at me. I went over and said, "Are you ogling me?" kind of low key flirtatiously. He said, "No, I'm working out. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
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Rodders_SOTC 1
Shank him up in the shower.
allonblack 4
I hope you said to him exactly what you put as your username.
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Rodders_SOTC 1
Shank him up in the shower.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
A solid punch might be suffice instead of a shanking.
duke56924903 11
No, I think this calls for a good shanking.
MindFreakazoid 10
With the shower head. :3 I know, I'm a lovely person.
gree_fml 11
How can you see someone's gut hanging out their ass?
GracesDelirium 9
Don't question the logic of this FML, boy! I DON'T CAAAAARE! *that was a reference to Pewdiepie, for any thick people out there.*
gree_fml 11
You are absolutely correct. My sincere apologies, it won't happen again.
MisterFML123 1
Wow. Getting chirped. Sorry man
JustDerpin 11
The usernames in these recent FMLs are just awesome.
dominic1221 6
Damn summer heat makes everyone mad.
Blackmail111 9
40- You think that's something? I would've wrapped Mexican death peppers around a pitchfork and rammed it up his ass.
JocelynKaulitz 28
You should have told him to take his own advice if he was overweight himself.
Rowdey 10
109 - No. That is much too rational for FML.
FtP_Benihana 0
Good ol' sharpened toothbrush can solve any problem
Axipiter 24
From the guy with a photo of Jesus! Hahaha awesome!
Clayball 14
Agreed.
eric40962005 8
A salt lick up his ass would have more effectiveness
Stoopid_life 2
Shank him in the shower? Making it sound like he would be in the shower too O_o
j_cat187 20
Shove the shower head up his ass and inject him with liquid bleach.
stargazur 9
XD that made me laugh
TuLegit 4
That's terrible. Sorry.
LemonandLime 13
Maybe he was having a go at himself?
ArielTheMermaid 17
I'm sorry that his self esteem is so low that he has to resort to insulting you, OP. no worries, though, because you're at the gym. That's a lot more progress than I'm making sitting here on the couch :)
gc327072 31
That is, but it does remind me of "The Pot" by Tool Who are you to wave your fatty Finger at me You must Have been Out your Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiind! (epic guitar)
zandalee 20
95- I agree. Maybe he was berating himself in the mirror.
allonblack 4
I hope you said to him exactly what you put as your username.
Zano23 9
He's only treating you like this because he has been treated the same. Of course that still doesn't give him the right to treat others horribly. Some people make themselves feel better by putting others down.
onlychildFTW 34
He sounds like a bully. And don't listen to him. You know you're better then what he is saying. Keep up the gym work OP!
kooochris1995 14
Tell him he's the fat one and to leave you alone. What an asshole.
boofgall 16
Yeah, he was only jeering like that cause he's a fat **** himself.
kooochris1995 14
Yeah he was probably saying it to make himself feel better about himself.
acidkitten 14
Perhaps he was trying to give OP some motivation. But since he is overweight himself, I doubt it.
BatemanFML 0
Or he could be acting like a tough guy to compensate for a small penis that is hidden within layers of fat
MichellinMan 20
he probably has a small penis. overweight people usually have smaller penises. Don't ask me how I know.
murlocholmes 5
141- we all already know... We've all seen your rolls on your tv commercials. But we accept you for who you are.
moneycow12 5
BAHAHAHAHBA tht is the funniest thing
aawweessoommee 9
You must have no heart if you think this is funny.
hellryu 20
Oh! Is FML a support group? Heh, I've always used FML for the laughs.
P374RD3D 9
Nah, it's not for laughs, it's where people debate about stupid shit
0ops_i_died 8
I use it to make me feel better about how my life is going... I'm an asshole v_v
MindFreakazoid 10
It's good for time passing that's for sure! Post a comment: Eeee, who's gonna thumb me up?! Five minutes later: *one upvote* YES I'M FAMOUS!
lidsthesquid 4
Are you the guy from the gym?
Star928 7
Thats when you tell him to **** off and that he is indeed an asshole with a beer gut.
Bonzer 2
People like him give fat people a bad name.
zandalee 20
Report his arse to the gym manager! People like him need to be publicly flogged.
saIty 17
He has a body of a God. Unfortunately it's Buddhas.
Psych101 9
Actually, Buddha is rather skinny. The heavier god often depicted is a Chinese god of good luck.
Star_Fishie 12
Buddha isn't a god either.
cradle6 13
Actually the Indian version of Buddha is slim while the Asian version of Buddha (Chinese included) depicts him as fat but jolly.
Bekll 31
Sounds like Santa Claus.
SonOfAMitch 14
So... in conclusion, Buddha is actually not Indian at all, but a Chinese Santa Claus.
Psych101 9
121- Oh, the things we all learn on FML.
murlocholmes 5
Siddhartha Guatama was said to be a kings son, who left home at a very early age to find a way to solve the plight of his peoples. He reached enlightenment on day beneath a tree. He was not a god, but a philosopher, and thought of himself as such. I don't know why people call him a god...
kait314 6
Lmao that was awesome
SqueakyChipmunk 22
^ Bah! Chip and Dale! So ******* cute!
lexi365 20
India is in Asia?
ebonyirony 29
"shut up at least I can find my dick" Unless you can't. Time to go spelunking.
thetguy 4
Ahh so ur addicted to skyrim too? And your actually cute? What has this world come to... Haha
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"Find your penis for a dollar! Find your penis!" "Hey, I just found my penis!"
realeah 4
Isn't spelunking diving into dark caverns? So wouldn't that be more like finding/diving into a ******? Hm... The things that puzzle me...
ebonyirony 29
105-rolls
thetguy 4
Hahahahaha grab your gear men, we are going in.. Lol okay this has gone way to far XD
lcemaster 4
I would have bitch slapped him
SqueakyChipmunk 22
...and gotten your hand sucked into his fat folds.
Seals_ 2
Tell him he's fat too or tell him to **** off.