Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
Today, I made eye-contact with a cute guy in a store. Too bad he saw me buying anti-diarrhea medicine. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I went to the gym. This really fat and gross guy got on the machine next to men and I figured he'd hit on me but he didn't even look at me the whole class. Now my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today a cute coworker asked me out to lunch but I said no because I know how unattractive I am, and didn't think he wanted to be seen with me. He got really pissed and told me that I needed to work on my self-esteem. I just blew up something that could have been wonderful. FML
Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
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UniUni 20
Dodged a bullet
Charlie Given 28
As someone who used to be very over weight people would stare, point me out, or talk softly about me. This made me wanna punch people everytime they stared at me, so I can understand how he feels. Now I have to deal with people giving me dirty looks every time I go in public with my children because they're female and I'm a single dad.
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UniUni 20
Dodged a bullet
RichardPencil 32
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It's ok to be into fat bastards. No need to deny it. Maybe we could get dinner some time? Or I'll eat dinner while you watch? I bet you'd like that, you chubby-chaser 😂
Charlie Given 28
As someone who used to be very over weight people would stare, point me out, or talk softly about me. This made me wanna punch people everytime they stared at me, so I can understand how he feels. Now I have to deal with people giving me dirty looks every time I go in public with my children because they're female and I'm a single dad.
UniUni 20
I understand your point, but she wasn't pointing or laughing at him, he just embarrassed her for no apparent reason. What he did wasn't justified and her actions didn't warrant that response