Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then ran into a curb, spilled my Frosty, and hit my head on the steering wheel. I turned around and both the cute guy and his dad were in hysterics. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
If there's a girl who can drop their keys into puddles by simply trying to unlock a door and still ends up with the guy that millions of girls dream over... I'm sure you have a small chance.
tyhillman 0
I have no clue what you are talking about, bu personally as a guy, I find knocking over the elderly very attractive lol. So yes, she has a chance.
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redbluegreen 41
If there's a girl who can drop their keys into puddles by simply trying to unlock a door and still ends up with the guy that millions of girls dream over... I'm sure you have a small chance.
tyhillman 0
I have no clue what you are talking about, bu personally as a guy, I find knocking over the elderly very attractive lol. So yes, she has a chance.
canucksrule88 0
Maybe shes talking about herself? And OP sometimes its cute when a girl gets flustered over a guy :) (unless that guy is overly cocky/macho or a jerk)
allmidnighteyes 11
lol, Twishite
Enoch134 0
I think it's cute but my last gf was a clutz so yeah still fyl gl
stingrayas 0
sausage is a tasty treat
gress269 4
I think it's freakin adorable when girls are clumsy.
dyld921 2
If you don't think your natural look is cute enough then you have no chance.
usetheneg 0
umm... trying to "look cute in front of" someone does not necessarily mean she was all dolled up, but ACTING cute/ flirtatious/ enthusiastic etc... essentially trying to put her best foot forward not be all fake, just present her best self.
usetheneg 0
At least you have a sense of humor about it. If your able to laugh it off he'll think your a lot cooler than if you just freaked out.
Artanias 0
Alright first of all, BWAHAHAHAHAHA that is so awesome! Second, redbluegreen is right, for some reason i find cute slightly dorkish girls to be attarctive in a way, cause in a way it makes them seem more real, and less of "Im just a thousand times better than everyone else" Maybe im just weird though :P
SlightlyGPirate 0
no you're normal. i can't say i'm like you, considering i am a girl and all, but still.
Subtext 10
Of course, it's cute :D (and incredibly funny)
The_Pleb 0
YDI For liking guys
abdur 0
No.. wait, seriously?
redbluegreen 41
Women are where it's at, sugar.
plexico 4
RBG, I agree . . . completely.
MisterWho_fml 0
If you play it off right, smile, and not run away in shame, yes, it could be cute.
tapesculpture 0
ydi for not being a lesbian.
jimmyjimjobobo 0
what's with all of theese people trying to be "cute" in thier FMLs YDI for not being cute without trying. _____________________ www.youtube/jimmyjimjobobo123.com
The_Pleb 0
YDI For trying to be cute to a lampost And YDI for you jimmy ^^ For having the name jimmy