Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML
Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML
Today, I sent my boss a picture of my cat instead of the report I was supposed to send. He replied, "Maybe I should've hired him instead of you." FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
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nomadicdread 0
That was very rude of him. Send it to me and I'll give you a fair and unbiased compliment.
Bradster_15 0
Put your cat on a diet
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Comments (53)
nomadicdread 0
That was very rude of him. Send it to me and I'll give you a fair and unbiased compliment.
Bradster_15 0
Put your cat on a diet
signuploginpassw 0
how old are you? doing you're makeup shouldn't be that big of a deal
TheBananaTheif 0
*your.
sophie2212_fml 0
awww that sounds like something my bf would do.. he is actually really sweet he is just awkward with words sometimes.. give him a chance.. you never know what he could be like
mikuxxhatsune 32
#47 Indirectly calling someone fat is sweet? I get what you mean, sometimes I phrase things badly but never ever ever would I say something like that without meaning it.
OEsEben 0
lol
3lended7wice 0
ahahhahah Number 15 said it all.
itybitykity 0
Ahws, kitty~!
xxmouthyxx 0
i don't know if i agree with some of those statements... but he prolly sees you as sexy all the time, so he didn't notice when you were trying really hard :
Mish_fml 0
LOL I seriously look down on people who dress themselves up to "look sexy" and all for someone else. If it isn't you, why do it? You'll get sick and tired of pretending one day and it's better he knows what you really are like instead of finding out 4 years later with the second baby coming along the way. But yeah. Lol @ his comment. It's sad, but hey I'm sadistic. Why else would I come on the site?
athena3100 9
i totally agree. i hate it when people pretend to be some one they arnt just to get a date. or some ass... ?
teentee401 37
Who said she's pretending? Maybe the clothes and make up she put on make her feel pretty, and that's what she wanted to send to the guy she likes. There's nothing wrong with dolling yourself up for someone you like. I personally don't put in all that effort for other people, but to each his own. I wouldn't look down on someone who likes to dress to impress.
kenyrabit 25
Thank you 66. #23, I find it odd that you look down on people for dressing up for someone else.. To feel sexy, we tend to enjoy looking good for someone else... You're not spending the whole dress up in front of a mirror - guess you anticipate someone else to see.
evilteriyaki301 0
Lol, that happened to me once... Except it was a bit different. I posted an album of pictures on Myspace and told the guy I like to comment them... He ended up only commenting on the picture of two guys (who were gorgeous btw) looking like they're in love. And that comment, wasn't one of the "haha what fruits" comments either.
Ever_fml 0
It was a pretty rude thing to say, yeah. At least he has a sense of humor.
bananapajama 0
#23 wtf? Looking sexy for someone has nothing to do with pretending to be someone else! It makes the other person know you're interested, or it can make it special. I dress sexy when I go out with my boyfriend, and yet I act exactly myself when I'm with him. If I were to go out on a date in torn jeans it means I don;t put any effort into the relationship and couldnt care less what he thinks! If a girl goes out and buys lingerie for a guy, is she pretending to be a hooker? NO she's probably just going to surprise him for some fun in the bedroom.
24788 7
lol, fat cats are tempting to look at. Maybe you weren't working with the goods.