Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML
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TattooedToDeath 0
be thankful she hasn't tried stuffing her hand up your ass and making you talk.
Waffleiron 0
I dont see whats so bad about that. Unless youre one of those people who think they are cool and grown up by losing their sense of imagination.
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Comments (133)
MiddleChild08 0
I say immediate room change, and until then sleep with your eyes open and a blunt object in hand...
Emma_91 0
lol definitely. And don't turn the lights off. Ever.
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
...and?
Kinttow 0
She makes objects talk. So having a witch for a roommate is a bad thing?
Pointy130 0
Why is this not on MLIA?
americayay 0
agreed pointy1. so many people confuse the sites.
dnlphm94 0
MLIA is boring compared to FML.
egaonogenki 0
Is this at a preparatory private middle school? Aww, so cute!
rick_james_b17ch 0
wrong, no need to be jealous of someone who has the ability to make inanimate objects talk, should make a game of chess very interesting. To the OP, look around see if other people in your new college/neighbourhood have other abilities.
metheonlyb 17
Are you saying that your room mate is a ventriloquist? That is kind of cool.
mnbv7654 0
lol #31 I was thinking the same thing!
bahdspeler 0
Your roommate has teh cwazies
Zhejan 0
...at least she doesn't have the herpes
Pointy130 0
Oh. Emm. Geeh. TEH CWAZIES-ZORZ!!!!1!!
SarahStarzz 0
lol maybe u should steal his/her stuffed animal and never give it bk??? muahaha pure evil :P
Daaniellee1234 8
Best roommate ever. #2, Fail
thefury 0
blunt object.. weak.... go for a 45.
nogooddeed714 0
It's a .45 referencing the caliber.... :/
tentakulls 1
I don't see why this is a FML. Your roommate seems cute.
your_face 15
It's an FML because OP is so much less cool than his/her roomie... and because if OP is a guy he knows his roomie will get all the girls (:
Kinttow 0
She better be a lesbian then
MiniatureMayhem 0
Maybe she's into ventriloquism.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Just what I was thinking. Funny first impression huh? I wouldn't have been creeped out but curious. Maybe she was just practicing and decided to see how you could handle her passion? :D
HamsteronA 0
maybe she's into puppets?
LemonFairy 0
Your roomie wins. :] YDI for not appreciating stuffed animals.
jadeddream 0
FYL how? Maybe if she was completely nuts, that'd be different. But I know plenty of people who pretend stuffed animals are real just for fun.
TattooedToDeath 0
be thankful she hasn't tried stuffing her hand up your ass and making you talk.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
Kinky.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
I know some people who would have that as a prerequisite. :P
lostguy 0
very kinky lol ^_^
JessxMaxine 0
that's not cr33py at all.