SMCHR
Ireland
Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Norway
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
lindora
Richmond Hill, Canada
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Today, I counted 3 weeks since my new roommate scooped the poop out of her two cats' litter boxes. Also, she keeps rubbing in my face that she takes such good care of the cats, and I can only pretend to nod in agreement. There’s five more months on the lease. FML
Doggone it
Cats 4 life
Today, I've been living with my new roommate's dogs for three days now. In an ironic twist, the small one is very well-behaved, while the two big ones are disobedient little shits. Every day, I get a thousand more reminders as to why I'm a cat person. I can't do this anymore. FML
roomie487
United Kingdom
Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
beeee
Australia
Manchild
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
peevedMcGee
Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML
emmalou
Rampage
Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML
SeeMeInTheDark
United States
Today, I was doing homework in my room when my roommate started meowing all of a sudden. Not only was he meowing, he started to make loud cat noises that resembled a cat being run over by a car. He's gonna be my roommate for the rest of the year. FML
Flash
Bangalore, India
Anger issues
Today, I found out why my girlfriend has been angry with me ever since I moved in with her. Apparently, she is pissed that I taught her cat how to play fetch and keep treating him like a dog. FML
Anonymous
Irmo, United States
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
Top comments
badbe 0
that's kinda cute. pet her
BahahahLOL 0
Well pretend to be a dog and run her the **** outta there.
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Comments (231)
JayJameson 0
Fml for having to read this
flotar 0
agreed... who moderated this?!? lol
badbe 0
that's kinda cute. pet her
Airick_TheGreat 2
yea just go with it
JacksonCampbell 9
Meow.
flamegrilled123 3
stroke that pussy
chickunkey 0
and film it, the Internet loves that kind of shit.
chickunkey 0
and film it, the Internet loves that kind of shit.
saaaalt 4
I'm just wondering how she got accepted O/o
largefoofighter 0
do I look like a cat to you sir hopping around all nimbly bimbly
YacL 15
Or, instead of petting her, you can pretend to be a goldfish and see what happens.
Mustardnight 3
wheres your dorm how old is she coming over now
gozar_fml 1
To bad she doesn't think she's a chicken - FREE EGGS.
poy2x 0
u must b in a psych dorm lol
EverybodyHatesCh 0
does your dorm neighbor thinks he a dog too???
EverybodyHatesCh 0
you should bring a male cat and see what happens... I love kittens! :)
FunnyGuy5051 7
I like furry....
diabian 9
ya pet the pussy..
mintcar 10
Cute? Nah people like that really do scare me. I went to H.S with a girl who thought she was actually a cat. She spent majority of her lunch period sitting underneath the art room table meowing, purring and licking herself. OP, I'm so sorry that you actually have to live with someone like that. At least she doesn't think she's a Howler Monkey? Talk about interrupted studies and sleepless nights.
CitrusGirl 0
Mintcar, I totally agree. At my school there is a girl who walks around on a leash, being dragged by another student. As we speak the administration is trying to figure out how to stop it. There is also a girl who is convinced that Edward Cullen is real. She believes the actors are not actors but the real people. She has sent Taylor Lautner death threats. She moves the Twilight books from fiction to non-fiction every day. When people don't have a grip on reality it's messed up.
docscientist 10
I wish I did things like that in high school, it's so inconsequential I could've pretended I thought I was the reincarnation of Vlad the Impaler or something.
KaanTech 0
im a cat too meow !
Grimmerie 31
maybe she's just a furry! embrace it.
AlterrOnmi 0
imposter!!!
nucky_fml 5
46, super troopers is funny, but you need to watch the fighting salmon. it's by the same people
dcam13 19
she actually just wants the whole dorm room to herself...
LOL0LOL 1
OP goes to an idiots college, fyl
FlutterLoud 29
There are people outside of the furry fandom that identify as animals (they arent furries tho) is like the adults that are babies/little kids except with animals (also not always a sexual thing)
i_love_grrr 0
creepy!! lol
i_love_grrr 0
why people hate me? lol
Docbee 11
my friend thinks shes a cat too. ADD ftw?
Ann23 7
I agree that is creepy!
i_love_grrr 0
lol
Ann23 7
well it is, who pretends that they are a cat in college? grow up, or go back home !
iLazy 0
It's normal. She's from Ireland. Most probably drunk.
VorpikeII 17
30-I'm ADHD which is pretty much the same as ADD and I'm fine. I just need to always be distracted by something.
bbaabobulz 3
super creepy...... but can you say MENTAL WARD!!!!
j_cat187 20
dose she uses the litterbox and walk around nude?
AlwaySunny 0
I think the Op is just a pussy... hah see what I did there?
m0tl3ycru3 0
well have fun with catwoma
ciarafox9 9
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SluggerJ 7
dude are you high
drewgreenan 0
hehehe this is the worst Fml comment ever!!!
dinogorawr69 7
hey u shld txt me num is on my profile
MrSexyPants 14
160, you're gonna get yourself kidnapped!
krysxkatastrophe 14
I know! I almost want to send her number to everyone to text-bomb her. This is why you don't post your number on FML, kid!
lindzieb 4
why would you want complete strangers to have your number..?
claudsayssing 0
be nice she's just a kid, we've all done things we aren't proud of later in life.
m0tl3ycru3 0
well have fun with catwoman
m0tl3ycru3 0
well have fun with catwoman
m0tl3ycru3 0
well have fun with catwoman
Barney_Rubble_75 0
pat that pussy.
bighebert 0
is this Lacey and your roommate Hannah?
ciarafox9 9
don't think this ones true....