Anonymous
United States
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
roomie487
United Kingdom
Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
Anonymous
Roeselare, Belgium
Coinkydink
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
immovingout
Huntington Station, United States
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Betrayed
United States
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
jkin47
United States
Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML
Anonymous
Today, my flatmate wanted to introduce me to his new friend, saying we'd, "get along great". Within the first half hour, she'd used the word "lit" eight times, and dabbed four times. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
What a coinkydink
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Top comments
Laurendorcus 0
Inform him that if his "friend" is going to be sharing the place with you guys then the rent needs to be split 3 ways instead of 2. Either your roommate will have to come up with the money or he'll get mad at his "friend" for not contributing and hopefully he will evict him. :-)
JoshTheMaggot 8
tell him to take you to Fosters. I want to meet Bloo.
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Comments (87)
FMLable 0
that's epic. mlia, not fml.
jair_lhao 0
don't be rude say hi idiot lol I think he's a great roomate or has a sense of humor. you should get one.
Snow_Daisy 7
once you reach a certain age, it's no longer an imaginary friend...it's now a severe case of schizophrenia.
gayguysf 0
dude you totally deserve it for going to college
quin01 0
lmfao!!!!!!!
JoshTheMaggot 8
tell him to take you to Fosters. I want to meet Bloo.
Poepiepiesie 3
Imagine a threesome with an androgyn person that you can shape the way you want. Sounds tempting amirite? still FYL as he will probly initiate the threesome by rubbing his genitals against you in your sleep :)
ninja77 0
and this is a bad thing because? this is epic, i agree with #1. MLIA not FML
cmac86 24
welcome to college. we all go through this. there are literally dozens of books out there about this sort of thing. mlia not fml.
pwincessa23 1
well now u have two room-mates! Lucky lucky you!
Urbanchiller 0
does his friend pay rent too?
fruitytootie 0
Maybe you can introduce him to real people? lol. Or convince him that your the lunatic and he can move out.
hayoudumbass 0
**** you bish
hzxrd 7
#78 bitch* and why are you even commenting stuff like that do you nothing better too do?
pariah13 0
it wouldn't happen to be a leprechaun that tells him to burn things now would it?
spiderman0606 0
A la Ralph Wiggum.
waterynuggets 0
That's unpossible!
unpossible 26
No, I'm unpossible. Sorry, I couldn't resist.
amberbby69 6
Is the imaginary friend at least a girl?
ILIEKGIRLS 5
"say hello to Jenny" *looks at right hand
HiddenAce91 6
Hey at least you know you're the normal one now. lol. But seriously FYL man.