Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
TattooedToDeath 0
be thankful she hasn't tried stuffing her hand up your ass and making you talk.
Waffleiron 0
I dont see whats so bad about that. Unless youre one of those people who think they are cool and grown up by losing their sense of imagination.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (133)
getreadysetfml 0
lmao @
6JAX9 0
u have a ventriloquist for a roommate! lucky!
laughingman 0
this is what happens when you watch to many diseney movies
Andyangels27 0
must be jesus
2dollabootyholla 0
send your roommate to mylifeisaverage.com. she'll make lots of friends.
JRSpaniel 0
Awesome roomie is awesome.
Cristaderzi 0
And Dame grey Wolf is right you can teach her some social skills as somr are late bloomers... Me well I never did learn Lol
lizzie96 2
The sad thing is that I can totally relate. My parents make my dog talk. And it can get sadder. He has his own voice!!!!
ily_dandt 0
LOL Your roomate is funny ...my mom did that once to one of my stuffed animals..i was just finishing showering and when i almost walked into my room..she was talking to my stuffed animals for fun ..now..i gotta say FML -.-"
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
don't see the problem... OP get a sence of humor