TattooedToDeath

Mr Fernhurst, England 36 years-old

dawg3360 7 June 2009, 06:02 Canada

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

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Anonymous 7 June 2009, 15:53 United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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Anonymous 9 July 2009, 16:27 France

Busy?

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

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