Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML
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TattooedToDeath 0
be thankful she hasn't tried stuffing her hand up your ass and making you talk.
Waffleiron 0
I dont see whats so bad about that. Unless youre one of those people who think they are cool and grown up by losing their sense of imagination.
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Comments (133)
ZannaBanana 0
You're not alone... my roommate does this as well. She also introduced her dog to me... as in her dog's ashes in a tin that she sleeps with. Also sometimes when I come home from class, she will be in my room petting my carpet, saying "Nice fluffy...". I cannot make this shit up.
Limyu 0
sounds like something from http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/
SailorKelly 7
What's wrong with that?
bre_zip_it_up13 11
an 18 whos weird as **** , changed your room hun
Darkon 0
Worked out well for Jim Henson... Now if say she said these stuffed animals were telling her to do stuff that wouldn't normally make sense but does when they say it or if she has a Chucky doll then I would be worried.
zpicci 0
as long as the stuffed animals are partiers I don't see the problem
skyeyez9 25
porcelin dolls andclown figurines are creepy. At least they were stuffed animals she was using. Did she have a Domo plush? I want one!
cheapsheep_fml 0
maybe she had no friends growing up and found comfort in those stuffed animals.
elliebutton 0
More of a MLIA.
stuipdthing 0
that sounds like an awesome roommate in all seriousness stop being so annoyingly boring