Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
Today, I was called a paedophile and was physically attacked, because I parked in a spot directly next to a McDonald’s outdoor play area and sat there for a while. I was waiting for my drive-through order, in the spot where the staff told me to wait. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML
Today, a customer yelled, "I'll bash your fuckin' face in, cunt" at me at 9:30am because we don't serve the lunch menu at breakfast time. Yes, the 15-year-old girl in high school is responsible for McDonald's entire menu. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML
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imdeborah 0
WTF? the girl's mom is deffinitely a dumbass.
darnesey 0
you never know how many other kids licked mcdonald's body. so many germs.
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danijay88 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
haha are you? sicko.
popatia 0
McDonalds sucks. Never heard of one licking. Okay I know that was lame but I'm still posting anyways.
blitzen123 0
Maybe he is a sicko. o.o
woofis 0
I guess it's too sick to sick to suggest a threesome?
Thatguywhotrolls 0
Yes it is woofis.
im2good25 0
so....were you u turned on?
sucks4you09 0
slap the shit out of her!!!
FYLDeep 26
YDI for being inside a McDonald's.
Kylias 6
"I'm sorry ma'am, but she got her genes from you; she's not hot."
ick_fml 5
why did you sit there for 10 minutes and listen to her bitching?
STEREOSCOPIC 0
win
cookiepenguin 0
call her a bitch and spit in her mcnuggets.
stokesaphone 0
wow
crazycornn 0
105 X]
fmlsoobad 0
man just get the bigmac and leave
epicfailburger 0
hot
StoD_fml 0
Honey , it's not a huge dump of cherry and vanilla icecream
danyfuckinheatle 0
pedofile
loooloool 13
Maybe Ronald wasn't the only one wanting to give the mcdick some people are kinda sick if you ask me
myfucxingluck 7
You're joking right?
strandedinalimo 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's pedophile, gosh! Really though, were you turned on?
Tikwichka 5
Paedophile is the British spelling...
PedoBearSaysYES 0
O.O no. it can be either way I would know ;) and op fyl and that mom deserves it if her kid gets mono or grows up to be a pervy mervy
ChivasFan 4
#2 is freaking hot!!!!!
tigrexel 0
^this ftw. This FML gets pedobears stamp of approval
kalibos666 13
that sucks are you pedo bear
PandasRtheShit 0
@20 profile pic FTW!
xlostwithoutu 0
Bitch slap the mom and tell her that her little prick is a sick **** :P
rfngxhhshi 0
2- Fail
lovej4ever 0
paedofile lmao
darnesey 0
you never know how many other kids licked mcdonald's body. so many germs.
sashalynn 0
germaphobe(sp?) much???? ;-)
JF4509 0
LOLOL OMG XD
yeahidgaf 0
omg psh tell the mom you were warning her abt your daughter getting herpes D; ronald mcdonald is so dirty as in germs lol
Fminetoo 0
Thats what you get for eating at such a disgusting and unhealthy restaraunt. You should give up the fast food, its bad for you, makes you stink and smell life burnt grease Finally, i get to tear an OP a new asshole for a unhealthy habit, just like everyone else does to the smokers! Jk Thats messed up from the mom though. BTW, its 3 Am and im on FML, and I still didnt get to be first. FML. Jk. : P Have a great day fellow FMLers.
doink 0
I work in fast food and I come home smelling like fry grease and Jumbo Jacks.
Cristaderzi 0
Lemme Jack in the box?! LOL mmmm
Residence_fml 4
You just called it a restaurant.. I think that's already over exaggerated. I hate MC Donalds food except for the mcFlurry that's delicious, I hope you got one when that bitch finished yelling at you.. If people weren't already throwing stones at you
21jason 9
Get a life
truthisRelative 0
Both spellings are correct! Anyway, FYL OP. That sucks. I say let her lick it: good excercise for the immune system.
AJG390 0
Ha ha. That sucks. You should have just let it go and not said anything lol. Lesson learned i guess :p.
imdeborah 0
WTF? the girl's mom is deffinitely a dumbass.