Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML
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TattooedToDeath 0
be thankful she hasn't tried stuffing her hand up your ass and making you talk.
Waffleiron 0
I dont see whats so bad about that. Unless youre one of those people who think they are cool and grown up by losing their sense of imagination.
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Comments (133)
Luckster 0
Again with the stuffed animal-phobia. WTF is wrong with enjoying the company of a plushie or two?
fmh123 0
Itsa girl, man! Not an fml
NaziZombie 0
FML just does not have the same quality as it uses to have.
madasahatter 0
I just came from MLIA and I seriously thought this was a post from there. This is NOT an FML.
movies12 0
U no. What if ur roomate comes on FML and reads that u post this, and when u come back u find her holding a knife in her hand saying she is gonna "KILL U 4 POSTING THAT ON HERE" and she keeps u as a prisoner. Yah I would be scared! :D
tremanrolls679 0
Obviously this FML is fake. No one is just meeting their room mate today that is ridiculous I am so sick of these fake FML. The good ones are the true ones.
triagnecriadrmy 0
#44 - wtf? there are plenty of people who seek room mates at all times of the year. idiot.
mb121190 0
Ummmm, yeah, you know a lot of schools in the UK start this late.... even school's in american start late. For example, I go to UChicago and the first day of classes were September 29, so this fml isn't necessarily fake.
aback 5
When her twat starts talking, run like hell.
4ddie 0
That's actually so cool that he/she can do that. FYL for not realizing what a awesome roommate that you have. :D
espada5 0
imagination is a good thing.....people these days lol
Figureskater_15 0
why is this on FML? I LOVE YOUR ROOMATE. this should be on MLIA.