Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML
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TattooedToDeath 0
be thankful she hasn't tried stuffing her hand up your ass and making you talk.
Waffleiron 0
I dont see whats so bad about that. Unless youre one of those people who think they are cool and grown up by losing their sense of imagination.
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Comments (133)
lyndis_fml 0
What's your problem? So the girl has an imagination. Maybe it would be good for you to develop one, too.
_adrenaline 0
Get out... asap.
3n1gma_fml_fml 0
Is it Jeff Dunham?
PandaPandaPandaX 0
I kill you!
2dollabootyholla 0
my name is jose jalapeno... ON A STEEK!
sweetspicegirl 0
wait like literaly
Raecheezy 0
I fail to see the problem here.. Your roommate sounds pretty awesome.
mnkyc_mnkydo 5
ventriloquism, voodoo or computers, which is it?
timba 0
How is this FML? You have an awesome roommate who actually has an imagination.
plexico 4
I wonder how many of the stuffed animals have hidden cameras and microphones. Sure, she showed you that she can make them talk, but can they watch and listen?
goshers 1
I don't see why this is an FML either. Your roommate may not be entirely aware of society's values and other shit, but she's creative and sounds cute. Of course, she may be doing this just to creep you out.
Chopperman_fml 0
If she isn't a drug addict, you're golden. Roommates get much, MUCH worse than yours. She probably won't crap on your face, unlike some other FML roomies...