Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Today, my roommate brought a kitten to the apartment. I hate cats, and probably sensing this, the thing clawed me right in the crotch. I of course am not going to say a thing because I happen to be in love with my roommate, but she has no clue how much I hate this thing. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my friend's cat while he's away for a while. She's very clingy and friendly, which I don't mind… or at least, I thought I didn't mind, until I tried to go to sleep and she insisted on lying on my face. I felt bad for having to kick her out of the bedroom. FML
Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing called me really drunk again to talk about his and his cat's angst. He put me on speaker so I could have a meowing-conversation with his cat to soothe her. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
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lexiieeex3 32
Just go in your room or to another part of your house to play with your kitty and politely remind your roommate that it's your pet, not hers and her boyfriend's.
writerchic85 26
Why do you depend on your roommate for company? No friends?
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Comments (22)
lexiieeex3 32
Just go in your room or to another part of your house to play with your kitty and politely remind your roommate that it's your pet, not hers and her boyfriend's.
ThrottleJockey 36
Wait, I'm confused. Which kitty are we talking about here?
species4872 20
Bad pussy.
CAT47LOVE 19
get a rabbit they dont choose favorites, or a puppy they love everyone
Mike3258 18
I'll call bull. they prefer whoever gives them more treats. my mom made my dog fat, therefore I lost my dog to her, which is why I'm gonna wait until I'm on my own to get another dog
kirby1964 20
Your The Who feeds it. It will come around to you.
sharkgirl4 23
Just pretend you're too busy for cat affection. The second my cat sees I have things to do, I can't get him to leave me the hell alone.
writerchic85 26
Why do you depend on your roommate for company? No friends?
RichardPencil 32
You want loyalty and companionship, get a dog.
LyricaSilvan 30
Am I the only one who had to read that last sentence a few times in order to understand what OP was trying to say?
cootiequeen4444 11
I did and I'm still not sure. Does she sit with her roommate and her boyfriend while they talk just to cuddle the cat? That's a little weird if so. The couple might want privacy. Take the cat to a different room and instead of cuddling it, play with it/ entertain it. Some pets just aren't into the cuddling thing. Or only want it on their terms. If that makes sense. I'm honestly uncertain how to word what I'm trying to say orz
ashlyrose45 12
OP here, sorry about that. I didn't expect this to get posted cause I was really tired. Basically I got a cat cause my roommate never pays attention to me anymore since her boyfriend moved in. Well it turns out that the cat likes her more than me. So now, instead of hiding in my room while they're all over each other in the living room, I get to hide in my room while they're cuddling with my cat
Mediusa 15
If you want to play/cuddle with your cat shouldn't you go to your own room? I think the boyfriend would also appreciate it, if you take it back and leave them alone. At the end of the day you're the one who feeds it so it will come around. Or you could just let it get used to you and your room first and than to the rest of the house.
awesomeamandas 37
get another kitten. in fact, get so many kittens that the boyfriend won't be able to fit inside your place because there's so many kittens around.