Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML
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TattooedToDeath 0
be thankful she hasn't tried stuffing her hand up your ass and making you talk.
Waffleiron 0
I dont see whats so bad about that. Unless youre one of those people who think they are cool and grown up by losing their sense of imagination.
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Comments (133)
a_guy_witha_face 0
that's AMAZING!! i want a roommate like that when i get a roomie :D
WonderBlunder 0
Stuffed party animal??
Weevil_fml 0
Yeah, this is in no way an FML. It sounds like she's just having a bit of fun, I do stuff like that all the time. Some people are just so boring these days...
emmakitty 0
Wait, she makes things talk . . . like with her mind? That's effing awesome! I wish I could make things talk with my mind.
JulzKay 0
I like your roomie. More interesting than the others. You seem like a stuck-up bitch.
jchansfan 0
Ever consider she's just joking around or messing with you? I'm thinking she's might be bit weird, but its not the end of the world... though I guess its easy to say when you're not sharing a room with her... :/
realggirl 0
Wow, you're lucky. She sounds like a cool person. It may not be conventional but conventional is boring.
Cristaderzi 0
Asumming she is indeed Mentally ill not all ill people are homicidal.,, And thats probaly her way of "breaking the ice" So chill. I could think of WAY worse roomies to bunk with.
DameGreyWulf 1
Okay, this is much worse than that stupid one with the boyfriend. It's not exactly horrible, but it is a little unsettling. Show her how to make real friends by being one?
Ninjaface 0
By any chance do you go to Hogwarts? Or Xavier Academy?