Anonymous
Wrong window, sorry
Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Freudian slip
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
in big trouble
Sydney, Australia
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
whitecollar
Scarborough, United Kingdom
Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML
Sarah
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Nice to know
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
I followed her orders!
United States
Technically…
Today, my boss told me to not burn the place down while she was outside. When she came back inside, I accidentally started a fire. FML
Whoopsx99
United States
Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Nokia 3310 FTW
Today, while taking a rather large crap, I sent my sister a joking text saying, "I'm shitting my ass inside out." Turns out I sent it to my entire list of contacts. FML
Niceknowingya
San Jose, United States
Unsend! Unsend!
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
Anonymous
What were you doing in the picture?
Today, I mistakenly shared my picture in my office group chat, then went to dinner. No one asked me to delete it for 30 minutes, then when I got a message that I'd shared it in the wrong window, I deleted it immediately. I don't know how many people saw the picture, and my manager also is in the group in addition to my colleagues. FML
Anonymous
West Lafayette, United States
Jeopardy
Today, I took an embarrassing picture of myself in my work uniform, acting goofy and such, to send to my friends but I accidentally sent it to my manager. It was a very jeopardizing pose. I’m supposed to start tomorrow. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Dear Kings of Leon, THIS is how you write a song! Sincerely, Me. Now **** off.
RichardPencil 32
To whom did you intend to send that nugget? Does anyone ever want to receive news like that?
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Dear Kings of Leon, THIS is how you write a song! Sincerely, Me. Now **** off.
Alan Staff 59
Thanks for the morning chuckle, comment of the week!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't mention it. Happy to be of service.
RichardPencil 32
To whom did you intend to send that nugget? Does anyone ever want to receive news like that?