Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was teaching a class, but the kids were all talking and chattering. After three soapbox-style speeches about how, "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went, "Meow." FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML
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TheMaster15 10
Bitches always be crazy.
WaSiSimiLang 8
Well what did your teacher say about you? I hope it was not an it's-our-little-secret-for-now-she's-dead-soon-anyway-tee-hee-hee type of conversation o.0
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Comments (73)
evaki1 12
Crazy cat lady?
kjcookie10 9
Ummm... That might scare me a bit... *cocks head to the side*
construction 7
Not just any crazy cat lady, she's the single one ; )
unitedfan11 0
Who else thought of Rufus the naked mole rat when they read this?
mattsgurl 0
I did
n_epic_fail 14
She was probably discussing killing you and Then stuffing you, so it won't just be her and Rofus...
EvilPotato 15
"oh Rufus doesn't she just burn you up?"
ninjacapo 2
Haha the landlady style? Beware the tea op!!
ilovenaes 1
Hah me too
tpreston 0
My teacher has a beaver. He teaches us math with it! Above average high school math class' FTW
ImFrackinBored 13
Crazy cat lady 2.0...
hayleyblack2u71 21
#23 Or maybe she wants to add OP to their taxidermy collection?
TheMaster15 10
Bitches always be crazy.
JacobWithaY 5
Did she invite you for a spot of tea as well?
nathanc3433 7
BBC!
WaSiSimiLang 8
Well what did your teacher say about you? I hope it was not an it's-our-little-secret-for-now-she's-dead-soon-anyway-tee-hee-hee type of conversation o.0
stuffhappens223 7
Not even gonna ask .....
gabbiechaoss 5
If you heard the cat say something back, then it would really be an FML.
zaza_x_fml 5
Ask Rufus what she said about you!
steviesnm 6
If she's talking to a stuffed cat, what she says about you shouldn't mean a whole lot.
construction 7
O.O Stuffed cats are the worst Kind of cats
ChaPStikkWhoRe 0
Did your teacher recently celebrate her One Year Anniversary as the cat lady??
RamenForTheWin 10
Nice!
Savra_fml 17
It is not polite to eavesdrop OP! FYL Tomorrow, before your teacher arrives to class, staple a note on Rufus saying to stop conversing or the stuffed cat will get it. In the worst instance the teacher will remove it, and you wont have to watch/hear what she says.
SlightlyUnstable 6
Staple it onto Rufus..? Poor kitty...
alychick 5
Poor Rufus. Isn't stapling stuff onto cats animal abuse??
Buttsexpirate 9
Sounds like you found Calvin's lost sister. I bet they go on adventures through space and time all the time and being a teacher is just her facade.
Pentium_4 27
had a teacher like that. she had a creepy smile in every picture and her head was always slightly tilted sideways
lionlvr 9
Stewie teacher..lol.."OH REALLY"