Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, I set up a date between my roommate, who I'm in love with, and his crush, who I'm jealous of. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, after admitting he had feelings for me, my crush returned from out of town. He'd said that while he was gone, he'd meet people, but only think of me. He came back no longer single. He's known her for 4 days. We've known each other for 6 years. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I convinced my roommate, who’s been single for a while, to get back in the dating game. He downloaded Tinder. His first match was my girlfriend. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
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RichardPencil 32
What's the problem? Now you'll have even more access to her! You just need to find a sneaky way to get your roommate "out of the picture," if you know what I mean ;)
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RichardPencil 32
What's the problem? Now you'll have even more access to her! You just need to find a sneaky way to get your roommate "out of the picture," if you know what I mean ;)