Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of my friends accidentally rocked it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom at a concert when I realized I was locked in. The door was jammed, and there was no way out. I knocked, I tried to force it, I even climbed through the air vent to escape, only to end up covered in dust and toilet paper. Meanwhile, people outside could hear me yelling “HELP!” for a solid 20 minutes. FML
Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
Today, I was at a water park when my stomach started to hurt. I didn’t think anyone was behind me so was I ripped ass so hard, I almost shat myself. However, there was someone behind me, and the look they gave me was disturbing. FML.
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
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Bumlove89 0
I guess your attempt at being a nice person went down the toilet.
jyn_fml 0
omg that really sucks! at least you were trying to be a good citizen
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Comments (92)
Nizzit2 0
ah man that sucks. Gotta watch out for those portable loos.
suaveneanderthal 0
its called a port-a-john. Either you call it that and don't have to put (toilet) in parenthesis OR you could just say portable toilet but you just look like a redundant fool.
Apocalyptus 0
You're an idiot. There are different names for things in different places, get over it.
travelbug89 0
Wow, really? it's called different things everywhere dude. I've always heard it as Port-a-potty. Not very suave, Mr. Neanderthal.
greenltrn2003 0
port-a-john? you just exposed your american-ness OP: I think they woulda checked if there was someone inside. im pretty sure dudes at a music festival that were trynna vandalize are more than likely posers. It seems that you're a good person, but...when this type of 'shit' happens jus watch from afar and shake your head in shame
hannahroonie 0
Yeah you would think they would check inside, but no, they really were idiots... they were rocking the one I was in which was not all that fun when drunk and trying to pee! Figured I had to help the poor person as it almost happened to me... won't make that mistake again haha :)
greenltrn2003 0
well then I stand corrected...good thing they didnt manage to tip yours over! nice profile pic ;-)
GreenHacker 0
Wow, shitty day huh
talbot008 0
I call it a port-a-potty
jyn_fml 0
omg that really sucks! at least you were trying to be a good citizen
jackkerouc9 0
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you deserve this 100% for being a party-pooper. Karma's a bitch eh?
ChronicFAIL 0
Haha XD Clever.
xCrackerx 3
No good deed goes unpunished.
jessxoxo28 5
aw, atleast u tried to save some1.
QTp13 10
Shitty situation indeed!!
Bumlove89 0
I guess your attempt at being a nice person went down the toilet.
NGM_47 0
And then all that stuff in the toilet went back to the OP..... FYL.
Melted_crayon_78 0
Ewww that sucks my friend. Can you say chemical bath?...
speak_a_da_truth 0
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!!!!!
JustTh4tGuy 0
LMFAO Awesome!
plexico 4
When idiots start acting as a group, they are pretty unstoppable -- just get the hell out of the way. Just look a riots, sports brawls and American corporate management.
plexico 4
Actually, if I made an exhaustive list of groups of idiots, it would probably have more items than the population of the planet since many idiots belong to multiple groups.