Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML
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TattooedToDeath 0
be thankful she hasn't tried stuffing her hand up your ass and making you talk.
Waffleiron 0
I dont see whats so bad about that. Unless youre one of those people who think they are cool and grown up by losing their sense of imagination.
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Comments (133)
Zoombus 0
big deal. she sounds like fun!
zeppzo4 0
I REALLY don't see the problem in this.
Roberto_66 0
Sounds like you're being a nit-pick. Haha prick.
z321 0
oh cool, you have a ventriloquist as a roomate. thats totally an FML. more like FHL for having a person with no sense of humor.
Autumnoaks 0
is nobody concerned that this person's roomate's a.) has stuffed animals... maybe keep one from when you were a kid, but more than 3 after age 18 is... unique and b.) they introduced them like they each have a persona or something... like i said, concerning.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
I would do it just for kicks! Like on the bus a friend pretended they hadn't had their pills and had a conversation with Charlie, their other persona. Freaking other people out is fun :P
avoidthegirl 6
I'm kind of miffed by the amount of people who see no problem with this. HELLO, this girl is obviously at least 18 years old and still talking to her gaggle of stuffed animals. It's one thing to bring one with you to remind you of home but seriously, this is ******* creepy.
MrsDracoMalfoy 0
Wow. Weird, no? That's pretty funny it reminds me of hmm, maybe a five year old introducing her stuffed animals at her tea party!!
OuchThatsHarsh 0
I see nothing wrong with this.
iFruit 0
Lol if I was you, once in a while I'd yell "Shut up you ******* animals I'm trying to sleep" in the middle of the night or something. Then the next mornin you can say to your roommate "Your pets were sassing me, I want them out by friday!" Have fun with it :)
bre_zip_it_up13 11
i you have a friend who go to the same school then you could ask for their social secruitry # and have room with you