SuperJesus
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Love Story
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
Anonymous
Nogent-sur-Marne, France 🌶️ Spicy
Classico
Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Patricia
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Hard to believe
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
paidback
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rejection erection
Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
Korisite
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
Username
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML
btswc
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have sex anymore. He said it's because he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it, he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML
unsatisfying
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Countdown
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
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Imdead 0
You need to look into whether or not she might be cheating on you.
Rats_fml 0
That was the saddest story ever. I know what you mean, had a period where my gf and i were the same. It was the most depressing thing ever, especially when the only one you want is her and have no inclination to cheat.
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noname333 0
Im never getting married.
CherryBomb17 0
there is a very simple resolution to this..... **** YOUR WIFE. i'm sure she'll appreciate it, if she's not already doing the mailman. this is completely your fault and you should have the intelligence to realize that if she doesn't get it from you, she'll get it elsewhere. you obviously can't satisfy her, so don't be surprised when she leaves you.
sarah6786 14
Wow you are truly the worst person on this planet.
spitfire921 0
wow sir even with the no nookie you've been getting you still thought of her i have to say that makes a big difference, talk with her let her know you love her and that you wanna do that sexy bod of hers ;) nevertheless my sympathies friend
AlexC_fml 0
start cheating!! and why did you get married? dumb ****.
Jennandco 25
The hell is wrong with you? Some people actually find marriage and loyalty important
SgtSchadenfreude 0
My heart goes out to you, man! However, I agree with previous posters. If you really care about salvaging your relationship, you should probably talk to your wife about your feelings and try to make her understand that they are valid. If not, then for the benefit of both of you, you should probably go your separate ways! The best of luck to you both!
emiily_fml 0
that actually sucks
Pearson_fml 0
The real question is, who IS having sex with your wife.
Zwienda 6
Try and find out why she does not want to have sex with you! Talk things out and see if you guys can get the passion back! Good luck, hopefuly you guys will work things ou!
deeznutsz 0
dude your life is F&%#ed!hahahahaha no booty for you! no,but seriously,u should look into cheating on her.divorces are expensive
lich_fml 0
at least you don't think of other women! :) but FYL. tell her about it.