SuperJesus
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Love Story
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
Anonymous
Nogent-sur-Marne, France 🌶️ Spicy
Classico
Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Patricia
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Hard to believe
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
paidback
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rejection erection
Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
Korisite
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
Username
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML
btswc
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have sex anymore. He said it's because he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it, he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML
unsatisfying
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Countdown
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
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Imdead 0
You need to look into whether or not she might be cheating on you.
Rats_fml 0
That was the saddest story ever. I know what you mean, had a period where my gf and i were the same. It was the most depressing thing ever, especially when the only one you want is her and have no inclination to cheat.
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Comments (78)
antonaijamese 7
#21 well that depends, it all depends on their sex drive. if you want it and they dont, then it isnt compatible. but if you dont and they dont, then its perfect
Kristen320 21
THAT is what Jesus would do...
criley221 19
I'm so sorry OP! This story saddens me because you seem to be a very faithful husband. Maybe it's time to sit down and see what is going on. Hopefully she is not cheating on you, but maybe it's time to spice up the sex life!
Teacatt 13
I think that it is oddly nice you looked to her instead of some weird woman on the internet for your needs
pkirkem 13
Awww thats sweet. U guys should talk
heatherrr17 19
Aww /: i hope u guys can get ur sex life back
Quid_Pro_Quo 1
Aww, that's so sweet. Hopefully you guys find a way to have some intimacy soon.