Jerry
🌶️ Spicy
Best thing to do
Today, I walked in on my wife and my buddy from work. They didn’t even stop. I just went to a motel to get drunk. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
France
Explain yourself
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
It was a mistake!!
🌶️ Spicy
I'm horny, horny horny horny
Today, I got drunk at a party at our house. At the end, my husband passed out, so his best friend and I carried him to bed. His best friend is stupidly hot and I get horny when I'm drunk, so on a whim I made a pass at him. He shut me down and later told my husband. FML
WhatAMess
🌶️ Spicy
What's up, bro?
Today, I walked in on my wife bouncing up and down on my brother’s lap. She proceeded to throw a tantrum, crying that it was “my fault” for coming home unannounced and ruining everything. She then stormed off into our room. My brother just sheepishly pulled his pants up and left our house. FML
nekkiddrunk
United States
Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML
furious at five in the morning
Mount Vernon, United States
Today, I woke up at 5 am to the voices of my husband, who I gave my blessing to go out last night, and his buddies entering our apartment. They came here because the buddy who had planned to house them had no beer. They are drunk, drinking on our porch, shaving my husband's head. FML
fml9124
United States
Mixology
Today, my wife is out of town on business. So I got drunk. Really drunk. Felt like swimming around midnight (we live in Arizona). Jumped in the pool… and forget how to swim. Too uncoordinated, I almost drowned. Then I threw up in the pool. FML
dantko
Dearborn, United States
Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML
Anonymous
United States
It's all too much
Today, I came home to my wife who was drunk and sobbing. I’d left her alone with my kids from my first marriage along with ours and I guess they acted up so bad they made her break her sobriety. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML
Frank S.
🌶️ Spicy
Caught in 4K
Today, I was about to enter a hotel with a friend-with-benefits. We then saw her boyfriend exiting the same hotel with another woman. FML
Top comments
Chazzster 32
The magic word is “divorce”. Do it.
FireS Pitt In kitten 2
we need a follow-up. did u whoop his ass? did u cuss her ass out? what happened?
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RichardPencil 32
How rude! They didn't even ask you to join in for a threesome? People these days!
Chazzster 32
The magic word is “divorce”. Do it.
coius 23
Get evidence so he can screw her back in court like she screwed him in front of his face.
FireS Pitt In kitten 2
we need a follow-up. did u whoop his ass? did u cuss her ass out? what happened?
Seth Dickson 3
You just allowed that? Speak up for yourself! Go to court, sell the house and move on
OrySoma 11
that's so pathetic that i can't even feel bad for you
ghostinflames 13
Better go to the DMV and divorce her name from the car titles too.
Magnit0 9
they didn't even bother to stop for you and you didn't disappoint them and left peaceful.