Today, my mom continued her search for a special, super-healthy laundry detergent that she knows makes me break out in hives. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear, as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash. FML
Today, my mom proudly told me that she found the perfect thing to combat my B.O. Extra strength degreaser. FML
Today, my friend let me borrow a pair of jeans. I found out I'm allergic to her laundry detergent when I broke out in a rash everywhere that the jeans touched. FML
Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like smell. It's so pungent that it gets absorbed into everything we eat or drink. She's determined to use up the entire bottle. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my incredibly expensive conditioner to wash her two dogs every single weekend. No wonder they smell so good. FML
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
Today, after nearly two weeks of being stressed out due to financial issues, I decided to spend my last 4 dollars on stress-relieving body wash. Apparently this particular body wash causes me to break out in hives and now I have no money for rash cream. FML
Today, I tried out a new fabric softener, thinking it would make my clothes smell like fresh mountain air. Turns out I’m allergic to it. I’m now covered in hives and smell like a pine-scented car air freshener. FML
Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML
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Top comments
EvilLittleMan 23
Find that super duper Icy Hot and put it into the crotch of her panties.
HoboMeth 36
Is this on purpose? That's mean, do something for revenge until she gets the message
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Comments (44)
EvilLittleMan 23
Find that super duper Icy Hot and put it into the crotch of her panties.
Welshite 40
You really are an evil little man.
HoboMeth 36
Is this on purpose? That's mean, do something for revenge until she gets the message
Fredrick010 9
I would suggest doing your own laundry. Either at a laundromat, or friends house, but its a good way to avoid your mom doing that.
Sparx1_1 16
Time to start buying your own detergent and doing your own laundry
nesteremily 31
Just make sure your laundry is done separately than hers
ShleeG 23
maybe that's her way of getting you to do your own laundry... evil genius
mnshdw818 3
Can you buy your own and do your own laundry? If you're old enough to post here, you're old enough to operate a washer and dryer.
Mathalamus 25
That isn't truly a measure of ability.
drpepperking10 18
Play the long game revenge, become a beekeeper and release tons of bees into her room while she is sleeping.
LyricaSilvan 30
Sounds like your mom cares more about her own health than yours.
jake131000 21
I hate to be that guy... But you could do your own laundry you know... I've done mine all through high school
whymustyou 4
But if the mom is the only one buying detergent, it could be the only kind they have. and not every teenager has money or a job