Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Love Story
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
Classico
Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Hard to believe
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Rejection erection
Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML
Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have sex anymore. He said it's because he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it, he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML
Countdown
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
Top comments
Imdead 0
You need to look into whether or not she might be cheating on you.
Rats_fml 0
That was the saddest story ever. I know what you mean, had a period where my gf and i were the same. It was the most depressing thing ever, especially when the only one you want is her and have no inclination to cheat.
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Comments (78)
kiki0983 5
Divorce her.
jbicchinella 4
Ya "your wife" lol
NocturnalCro 14
You still have a wife?
driinkbleach 18
That is really sweet. And also sad but you sound like a good guy
hpoxx 10
Make a move, my friend : )
Pinkraincoat 18
That's so romantic.
Onyx3288 22
Talk to her. No one wants no sex, trust me. It will make her feel special and wanted to know that you still are thinking of her. But at the end of the day sex is an important part of every marriage (f*** the people saying why did you get married) and if you really can't find a way to have that back than maybe your marriage really is over... I'm really hoping is not because it sound like you really still love your wife. Beat luck to you.
fantasyworld 39
At least you were thinking of her.
Circles 18
Respect for not cheating like a lot of people do these days unfortunately
DisturbedSRT8 17
Story of my life as well.