Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Just once
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
SuperJesus
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Time for some DIY
Today, my husband and I were home alone and we wanted to do the nasty multiple times before our kids got back from school. He lasted less than two minutes, then fell asleep. It's been 6 weeks since my last orgasm. FML
satisfied88
🌶️ Spicy
Final push
Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost three months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML
oppsiedaisey
🌶️ Spicy
Finally!
Today, it's been so long since my husband has been able to give me an orgasm that when he finally did today, I started sobbing. FML
anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
ohdear
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Time flies by
Today, my husband and I are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary. It's also the 5th anniversary of the last time he made me orgasm. FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
stillkindahorny
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
Annie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Waste
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Delayed reaction, or did you have to get yourself off because he couldn't? Depending on your answer, you'll either need to speak to a doctor, or to your husband about what he needs to do to make you cum.
RichardPencil 32
You mean in time or by distance? Phone sex can be intense even hundreds or thousands of miles apart, depending on the mode of transportation.
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RichardPencil 32
You mean in time or by distance? Phone sex can be intense even hundreds or thousands of miles apart, depending on the mode of transportation.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Delayed reaction, or did you have to get yourself off because he couldn't? Depending on your answer, you'll either need to speak to a doctor, or to your husband about what he needs to do to make you cum.