Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML
Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, I realised that the most kisses I ever get are in text messages from my Dad. FML
Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML
Today, I am so shy and friendless that my mother is literally setting up a play-date with one of her friend's daughters. I'm 25 years-old and this is my best chance at making a friend. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML
Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
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Slai_fml 3
I've been on fml for quite some time and this is the first time I've ever seen an OP post! It's a marvelous experience I ought to kiss you.
effit 0
Shit, I'll kiss you.
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Comments (68)
thepokeduck 0
Go make some friends!
effit 0
Shit, I'll kiss you.
EmreArslan 11
Hell no!
rae_fml 0
Join the club.
geewhiz 0
great comments but ermm... im a girl !!!
Slai_fml 3
I've been on fml for quite some time and this is the first time I've ever seen an OP post! It's a marvelous experience I ought to kiss you.
joeyl2008 29
so now that it's been seven years have you ever been kissed?
tiki_92090 0
same here, 18, and not that great right now...but [i hope] it gets better. :)
Eir_fml 1
Heya Gee. I'm in the same situation as you. Just commenting on it to show you that you're not alone. If you didn't want your first kiss to be especially special, (and I were near you) I'd trade firsts. :p (btw I'm a guy. Just [sort of] a gesture of good will from a fellow person)
dbatchison 0
Just do to some college guy what they always do to girls; mildly drug him
Elleluvssnow 0
dont worry my cousin is 23 now and has never been on a proper date
themofro 0
Well other people have said it before, but you're not alone. I'm in a very similar situation. I am 19, never been kissed, never had a girlfriend and never been on a date. To make matters worse, I've been madly in love with my best friend for over 4 years now. I finally worked up the courage to tell her so before we went off to college, and she said she loves me too and wants to be in very close contact with me for the rest of her life (as in at least live next door to each other, or share a house if we're both still single), however that she doesn't think of me as anything more then a friend and probably never will. To make matters even worse, despite finally dumping her first serious boyfriend a while ago (who she should have sued for abuse imho, and the opinion of most people who knew the situation) she has since gotten together with another guy who is almost/just as bad. To make matters even more worse, she told me recently that she's put herself on the pill in preparation for having sex for the first time (although not that's she's necessarily planning to do so, thankfully). Finally, she's also currently spending her spring break with her boyfriend hundreds of miles away from anyone else she knows. Anyways, just posting this like the others did to let you know that many other people are in similar situations are that you are not alone.
Bodzy81 4
Dude!! You know what's going on... She is getting from you what her horrible abusive boyfriends don't have or won't give her. I am assuming, that you are caring kind and make her laugh. So in essence you are enabling her to use your kind nature so that she can still feel those important things while she is with guys that treat her like sh*t. You need to let her know that you will not be her security blanket any more you need to do what's right for you. Be a man tell her it's all or nothing!!
Dimaranien 1
it happens. a lot. i am 18.