leez
United States
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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me
Bulgaria
Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML
tiredofthis
Jefferson City, United States
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
fckdorms
Columbia, United States
Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML
IMAWAKE
Romulus, United States
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
megmo7
United States
Today, my roommate who stays out til 4 or 5 in the morning each night got her key to the dorm fixed. I've been having to stay up nightly to let her in (my normal bedtime being 12:00) How'd they fix it? Turns out it was never broken she was just putting the key in the slot wrong. FML
emmalou
Rampage
Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML
e
United States
Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML
roomatewoes
Northfield, United States
Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML
phansmootchie
United States
On the hook
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML
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smm_fml 3
ugh, that happened like 5 different times last year in my dorm. only the alarm would go off for days on end. and one time it was over christmas break.
Zazoo1995 23
Find the switchboard and turn off the power in the room, then back on. It will effectively turn off the alarm.
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smm_fml 3
ugh, that happened like 5 different times last year in my dorm. only the alarm would go off for days on end. and one time it was over christmas break.
Zazoo1995 23
Find the switchboard and turn off the power in the room, then back on. It will effectively turn off the alarm.
Easy_Target 0
Oh that happened to me once...it was at UMBC campus housing, those doors are sturdy. Believe me, I tried.
Bueller 0
Heh, when I was in the dorms, the guys that lived next to the study room were always gone on the weekends. We used to call their room and let it ring just to drive the nerds that were studying crazy.
couchcat 25
#6, you're a douche.
AnneFTW 17
Haha that's hilarious XD but sucks for you. I wonder what she's hiding in the locked bedroom..
blinkingstarlet 15
oman that sucks. good idea #2
PhoenixRose4 5
This jsut happened to me last weekend! i was at my bf's dorm and his friend hadn't come home last night. His alarm went off at 6 am, he didn't get home till one. The alarm gets louder and louder every so often. So much for a stay in bed day
lovebuggy 0
Wow that Stinks. Just put a pillow over your head...?
consousop 0
It'll run out of battery... Eventually...
kornonthecobb 0
lol but wat if its a plug in one lol those never run out of electricity XD now that would suck
yourlifecansuck 0
Soooooooo turn it off
kagome3124 0
how do you turn it off when the door's LOCKED
courtneycookie 18
that's the point of the fml- the door to the bedroom of which the alarm clock is in, is locked. therefore op cannot turn it off.
magz123 0
wait i dont get it lol can someone explain