SuperJesus
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Love Story
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
Anonymous
Nogent-sur-Marne, France 🌶️ Spicy
Classico
Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Patricia
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Hard to believe
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
paidback
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rejection erection
Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
Korisite
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
Username
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML
btswc
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have sex anymore. He said it's because he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it, he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML
unsatisfying
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Countdown
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
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Imdead 0
You need to look into whether or not she might be cheating on you.
Rats_fml 0
That was the saddest story ever. I know what you mean, had a period where my gf and i were the same. It was the most depressing thing ever, especially when the only one you want is her and have no inclination to cheat.
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Imdead 0
You need to look into whether or not she might be cheating on you.
JuliaaNoelle 26
I agree with #4. Even if she isn't cheating, you guys should have a talk and try to spice it up in the bedroom a bit.
GladstoneK 0
You shouldn't have married her then should you? School boy error.
siddyslackah 0
dont marry someone cus they wont have sex? your a retard and a perv
cradle6 13
^I would say it's perfectly reasonable and normal to not want to marry someone who doesn't want sex. Male or female.
radiocaf 29
I'm guessing she is one of those stereotypes, #9. The ones where she puts out up till marriage or just after and then realises she doesn't need to do that anymore and the sex just stops.
beanie_girl 0
You need a girlfriend, and yes, I'm offering. ;)
Jpusateri 0
r u hot
sherry_berryxoxo 17
Damnnnn... The thirst is real.
ak73191 0
awww thst sweet in a creepy way...
silentfirefly 0
I agree with everyone who said this was a really depressing one. I hope things turn out okay for your marriage.
CRUX_fml 0
Aww, I'm sorry. :(
Spreed 0
This makes me sad. Life without sex isn't a life worth living!
Rats_fml 0
That was the saddest story ever. I know what you mean, had a period where my gf and i were the same. It was the most depressing thing ever, especially when the only one you want is her and have no inclination to cheat.
love4animals 0
i feel so sad for you.
superzombie 0
sucks to be you