Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
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Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I realized that I’m old, and that it’s been too long since I had sex or even masturbated. How did I notice? Because I tried to, and I found out I couldn’t comfortably spread my legs that far anymore. FML
Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML
Today, I can't seem to get off having sex with my wife. I've tried going to brothels, but I just end up watching YouTube shorts with the girls after failing to finish. The only thing that gets me off now is masturbating in my bed to the memory of an affair I had with a woman back in 2020. FML
Today, and every day for the past five months since I got married, whenever my husband and I try to have sex, I think of it as "wifely duties" and it turns me off so much. I can't stop, and we haven't had sex once. My husband is frustrated and angry, and keeps commenting that he should have known this would happen. FML
Today, I had to have the awkward conversation with my wife of 20-plus years that the reason I’ve lost interest in sex is because our sex life has been mind numbingly boring for at least 15 of those years, always the same positions, never wanting to try anything new, just so boring. FML
Today, I realised that unless I masturbate about an hour before sex, sex lasts less than 20 seconds, but even after masturbating I’m still lucky to last a single minute. I don’t know how to stop disappointing her, and she’s my first serious girlfriend. I’m pathetic. FML
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Zach Hoeft 9
sounds like **** addiction
rayraysoto 10
you should probably have sex with your wife more than you ********** before she finds someone else who wants to have sex with her.
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Zach Hoeft 9
sounds like **** addiction
rayraysoto 10
you should probably have sex with your wife more than you ********** before she finds someone else who wants to have sex with her.
Chazzster 32
Some might call it a **** addiction, others might say you are a selfish jerk. It might even be that you are gay but deeply in denial. Your wife deserves better and if you don’t fix your problem she will eventually find someone less selfish. I think you need to consult a mental health professional to help you identify the nature of your problem and help you figure out what you’re going to need to do.
Maddy Bee 12
you don't have a problem. I prefer to take care of myself, rather than have sex with my boyfriend. you are not the only one who deals with something like this. HOWEVER, you need to talk to your wife about this before it becomes a problem. sex and sexuality are part of life, and you should figure what makes you happy and how you can still make your relationship work with what you want. if you'd like to talk also, I'm happy to lend an ear.
Marcella1016 32
Similar issue here. Sex can become *work* because it takes forever especially if you’re tired or exhausted from the day, and it can be so much faster and easier to rub one out real quick. Big step toward a solution is to stop masturbating. And do things to improve your energy levels. And have honest conversations with your partner so you both work on helping give each other you need and hopefully find some sort of middle ground. Good luck.
geerod 16
Check out the website “Your brain on ****” might help !
Hangryko 32
Your poor wife.
Xlkswkwl 6
my ex did the same and he was the only person I ever enjoyed having sex with. get some help
WoodJacob710 6
everyone downvoting is convinced **** addiction doesn't exist
Grizz8831 14
sounds like possible depression, even if it isn't related to your relationship. it can make you lazy in aspects of your life, give a feeling most things just aren't worth the effort, and the desire to pretty much be left alone. could have nothing to do with your marriage, could be work related or pretty much anything including seasonal... talk to your wife and maybe a doctor.
Jachin777 7
**** addiction is hard to battle, but your love for your wife should be stronger. Stay true, king.