SuperJesus
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Love Story
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
Anonymous
Nogent-sur-Marne, France 🌶️ Spicy
Classico
Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Poor performance
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Patricia
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Hard to believe
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
paidback
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Rejection erection
Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
Korisite
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
Username
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML
btswc
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have sex anymore. He said it's because he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it, he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML
unsatisfying
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Countdown
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
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Imdead 0
You need to look into whether or not she might be cheating on you.
Rats_fml 0
That was the saddest story ever. I know what you mean, had a period where my gf and i were the same. It was the most depressing thing ever, especially when the only one you want is her and have no inclination to cheat.
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Comments (78)
mariahrawks 0
i agree with 4
campbellshayla73 0
damn that sucks
CiNnImAtIcKsUnSe 0
Um, well why don't you just at least try to convince her. Instead of being on here writing an FML...YOU ARE WASTING TIME DUDE!
howler7 0
You're not alone. my wife doesn't want it either. breaks my heart. married 18 months and since then only once. completely incomplete :-(
monkeygrey 1
That's kinda sweet actually. :)
xtfauthorx 0
.... That's not always true, and it doesn't always happen. I've never been married but from what I understand it's lack of privacy and too much cluttering. If people could learn to not constantly huddle over people they love there would be more faithful marriages...
rbserrano 0
o shit i ********** everyday FML.... LAME ASS
eyemaloozer 0
you are the saddest man in the world... kinda pathetic not only that you jerk off to yor wife instead of **** or just imagination, but also that you have so little control in the relation ship. man card has been revoked
jackipdoc 31
Actually, it's shitfaces like you who aren't real men. Men who love their wives/girlfriends and are loyal and honest are real men. I'd much rather be with one of those men. I would never be with someone like you. Real men like I described are way more desirable and I'd give them so much more
squirrels_FTW 3
yes they can!! ;D
Sigel 0
Get a divorce.