Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive, but I still can't ask out the hot girl working at the pub. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
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Top comments
lol0wnee 5
STEP UR GAME UP.
HannahLouise96 13
Just go for it!
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Comments (170)
donnasd 0
going sky diving doesn't mean you have balls
dc4 12
Yeah it kinda does. It means you're not easily afraid
donnasd 0
Id do it but I don't know where to go
xk75 4
Well the op IS quite easily afraid, so, no, the skydiving in this case is not evidence of bravery or balls. Just a distraction from lameness.
Ghostkiller12345 9
37 and 56: Both of you shut the **** up.Op has balls and 37 Go on google and type Skydiving that might tell you where. Dumbasses
venomlash 9
Ask her! Chicks dig guys who do daredevil things involving parachutes.
aKaClickZ 4
naked
KasCiaYr 0
Yes, daredevil things like ASKING A GIRL OUT especialy!
littlesoul 3
just do it dude. never try never know.
psuedodragon 23
No, it welcomes you with wide open... spaces. Of course, it'd be a short-lived and rather one-dimensional relationship...
liber 9
dude! your awesome!
Buttsexpirate 9
Well then go skydiving with a giant "will you go out with me?" sign to conquer your fears!
rebekahah 7
Hot girls CAN be pretty scary...
Matias_Says_FML 4
#49 - Depends if the so-called hot girl thinks she's actually hot. There are many pessimistic and insecure girls out there who shouldn't be that way.
bexfml 0
You would know.
obviousboy 8
Look at the bright side. The rejection won't be personal, it'll be cuz she already has a boyfriend. The worse she can say is no. And she'll be flattered either way. :P
xk75 4
It might be personal, we don't know what the OP looks like.
cummbubble 0
just pull out your wang she will have to say yes then
cmars3 7
Girls love confidence. Even if you're not that confident then fake that you are. You're overthinking it. If she says no then shrug it off and try talking to another girl.