Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on my first ever assisted skydive. I fainted after we jumped, and only came to as we touched the ground. FML
Today, I challenged myself and went skydiving! However, I made the mistake of doing so on an empty stomach. I made it through the freefall, and through most of the canopy bit, until low-blood-sugar induced dizziness made me blackout on final approach. I still remember most of it, but now I feel emasculated. FML
Today, my sister, who knows I'm severely afraid of heights, got me tickets to skydive for my birthday. When I reminded her of my fear, she stated that she forgot and should just keep them for herself and her boyfriend. My mom agreed. FML
Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!" and pushed me off the plane with him strapped to my back. I pissed myself and cried like a bitch. He thinks his "prank" was hilarious. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected it. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML
Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'd be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the Grand Canyon with my family. Also today, I found out that I have a crippling fear of heights. My family left me on a ledge hyperventilating and having a mental breakdown, while they hiked for another 2 hours. They won't stop telling me how pretty it was and what I missed. FML
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Top comments
muis545 21
It's the thought that counts. I bet she fell in love for the gesture.
FlexMaster 10
that is so nice. respect my friend.respect
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Comments (29)
sonasonic 34
"The things I do for love"
Jay18 22
stupid dog ya made me look bad, uhboogaboogaboogaboogabooga
FlutterLoud 29
It's the thought that counts. It was sweet of you to try despite your fear.
muis545 21
It's the thought that counts. I bet she fell in love for the gesture.
caseyface1123 15
At least you have the experience and I'm sure she's glad you were there. Concious or otherwise.
Welshite 40
You proved you had fallen for her by falling for her.
FlexMaster 10
that is so nice. respect my friend.respect
zainman13 26
Was she pleased?
Tripartita 45
"You know those dreams where you feel like you're falling and are jolted awake?" "Yeah." "I had the exact opposite thing happen to me. Twice."
RichardPencil 32
I'm sure your girlfriend will have lifelong memories of your limp, lifeless body dangling there, wondering what it foreshadows for your future love life.
killermelonman 5
That'll be a memory, alright.