Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
Silver linings
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Self-esteem issues
Today a cute coworker asked me out to lunch but I said no because I know how unattractive I am, and didn't think he wanted to be seen with me. He got really pissed and told me that I needed to work on my self-esteem. I just blew up something that could have been wonderful. FML
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Noooooo
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
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xHaniffax 0
Probably because she knew you were doing it as a joke. you're a jerk you asshole.
ilikeboys 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA you sooo deserved it
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ilikeboys 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA you sooo deserved it
silvermoonstar3 3
No, he deserved it because he was basically asking someone out to make fun of them. It's bad enough he calls her the ugliest girl in school. She's probably nice and goes for guys who aren't insensitive jerks. OP probably has one of the ugliest personalities in his school.
Ouchdude 0
Meh. I think you definitely lost that one by getting rejected.
TheUnnamedOne 0
@ #64 - Exactly what I was thinking
MrWTF_fml 2
lol maybe your the most ugly guy in your school.
towell777 0
hes not being shallow maybe she is just insanely ugly
mojo_jojo 0
Will you guys please stop hijacking the comments? That's just as bad as people saying "FIRST!"
beast92 2
agreed with number 64 that's just a bitch move
humorizer 14
Excuse me, but most of us are writing from the (crappy) country called the USA, where our law allows us to speak as we wish (unless it's against the government or other powerful agencies). So we have the right to chat if we want. Unless the French fml owners decide to revoke that permission.
Monado 0
First off, you are providing your rights for support but still bad-mouth the country. In a way, you love the rights you are given but call it crap. Then you don't consider how the "WORLD Wide web" is not only relation to America. Lastly, what you said has nothing to do with his previous post. You are just replying complete Off Topic to the comment you're replying to. Meaning you are abusing the reply button by doing so. Edit: Don't be intolerable against the French.
raNDMGUy 5
just because shes ugly, doesnt mean she has lower standards
FlyMeToTheMoon 0
Yes he did. Imagine if that had been your sister and some other jackass had done the same thing. Not nice right? She rejected you because she probably knew it was a joke and is used to shallow bastards like yourself making her life just that more difficult. Get some morals and stop judging on looks.
sugar_bear 0
this same thing happened to me. and i rejected that asshole because i thought HE was ugly. people like this make me sick
nxkftw 0
Noo you got it wrong.. You were supposed to ask yourself out.. ******.
Iloldinyourface 0
Don't use them.
LchTessMnstr 3
Yea, dude, you're an asshole! Geez, it's bad enough you're callin her ugly! Do you have any idea how bad some girls feel about themselves? And people wonder why...
MadarseLizard 7
#64 You can't **** a personality.
vivibeatles 1
100% agree with #64
lasapa 2
agree with 64
xHaniffax 0
Probably because she knew you were doing it as a joke. you're a jerk you asshole.
macropixi 0
true, just because someone is unattractive or unpopular doesn't mean they're stupid.
Juggalette_623 9
your an asshole OP
ulyguy 2
So true!
lookfirst 0
agreed.
pineappleducki 4
ditto
zolltf 4
wait are you a redhead named steven fitzgerald? cause if you are then I know why xD
22cute 17
You are much much uglier than her on the inside.
gummybear1996 13
She probably didn't know it was a joke, but simply said no because she didn't like the op. Just because someone is unattractive doesn't mean they will go out with whoever asks them. She obviously has higher standards than that
ayuhme 0
well there's this saying, karma's a bitch
yourlifesux 0
Exactly.
rallets 23
ahh "karma" gets thrown around alot on here it gets used so much. i think karma is a ****
crazy_cat_lady24 0
Yeah, if you ever find yourself 'crossing paths' with Karma, you'd better get tested...
dragon_fml 0
lol, my friend's name is actually "Karma"..poor guy, everyone going around abusing the word. xD;; and of course the girl has standards or knew this was a joke. good for her. :)
QueenOfMelodrama 0
Truth.
geevinan 0
Probably because you're a jerk.
schizoid_fml 3
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At least you still got the $20 :D
genius_man16 1
did he though? we will never know
TripleD76 1
haha yea, we do that all the time at our school, we just never get paid lol
Parky03 9
It said "gave", so yes. He got paid $20 to get rejected by an ugly girl.
heygirlheyyyyy 0
you're an ass. you deserve it for playing with a poor girl's feelings.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I agree. It's a terrible thing to do. Just because they're supposedly "ugly" doesn't mean they're idiots. Honestly. And calling her "ugly" is an asshole move too. So she's not pretty to YOU. Maybe she is to someone else.
lemonypower 6
I ****** love death note
SomeGuy1234 0
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So you got 20$ and you didn't have to go out witht the ugliest girl in your school? I fail to see the problem.
mattmag 0
That's what I was thinking.
metheonlyb 17
HAHAHAHA!!! Nice thought! But the OP deserved it for trying to play with the girl's feelings!
JML210 6
just because she's the ugliest girl there doesn't necesscerliy mean she is classified as ugly.
rek001 0
maybe it's because you're the ugliest guy at the school. shouldn't have been cocky!
Ms_Thingie 0
Maybe he is a loser and even ugly people don't go out with asssholes and it's really annoying when guys think they r hot and any girl would go out with them that is just stupid like seriously WTF
buunana 0
she probably caught on to the fact that you don't actually like her. ugly doesn't mean stoopid.
heywood 0
She probably found you to be a pretty ugly person on the inside.